webnovel Chapter 167
Chapter 167
Xiao Chongzhen, who failed to gain the trust of his little father, pulled down his head very disappointed.
He's really not sick!
Why doesn't anyone believe him!
All blame this shit music mode!
If it weren't for this ghost thing "spreading rumors" about him, how could he be regarded as schizophrenic by everyone!
Yes!!!
He really doesn't have schizophrenia!!
Not really!!
With a very unhappy mood, Zhu Youzhen ushered in his special reward!
[Special Reward: Special Skill: Sincerity for Sincerity!]
[Sincerity for sincerity: You can use your own sincere words to exchange others' sincere words! (Questions are asked by both parties, and both parties will be "forced to sincerely" answer when answering!)]
[Tips: You can also let others between "sincerity to sincerity" Oh~]
[Special note: The number of "Sincerity to Sincerity" is limited to 2 people at a time, and there is no cooling-off period during the period, but it can only be carried out with the consent of others!]
【Additional bonus: 20 years life!】
After seeing the "Special Envoy Reward" reward, Zhu Youzhen was obviously stunned...
! Chat group system, what is this for!!
Shouldn't it be that you heard him complaining about the "music mode" in his heart, so take revenge on him!?
Zhu Youzhen panicked...
Although he feels that he is "frank", everyone has some hidden truths and secrets...
In this situation, it is not to force him to take out the old bottom pocket...
Zhu Youzhen just raised this concern, and soon, this concern turned into a reality!
Zhu Yunjiang: "Xiao Chongzhen, didn't you say that you are not sick?
Zhu Di: "Yun Jiao, you are really a-stirring stick!"
Zhu Yunjiang: "Fourth Uncle, if you want to say so, I don't object." After all, if I'm a-stirring stick, then you're all!"
Zhu Biao: "You kid is looking for a beating, right?"
Zhu Houzhao: "This "sincerity for sincerity" is really interesting, it should be quite fun! Xiao Chongzhen, let's have fun? Don't worry, I will never ask if you are sick!"
Zhu Youjian: "Emperor Wuzong, actually, I don't really want to play..."
Zhu Houzhao: "No!
Zhu Youjian: "..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "A Zhao, you can talk when you speak, what are you doing with your fists, everyone Xiao Chongzhen is scared by you!"
Zhu Houzhao: "I don't have any other ideas, but my hands are a little dry! Also, if Jianwen wants to blindly lead the rhythm, I will beat your chest with a small fist~"
Zhu Yunjiang: "..."
In the end, under Zhu Houzhao's "friendly" "suggestion", Zhu Youzhen's hand was forced to stretch out.
According to the prompts of the chat group system, in "sincerity to sincerity", the two must touch their fists.
Zhu Houzhao: "Xiao Chongzhen, do you ask first or do I ask first?"
Zhu Youjian: "Or... I ask first?"
Zhu Houzhao: "Okay! then I'll ask first!"
Zhu Youjian: "..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Let me ask you, do you have schizophrenia?"
As soon as Zhu Houzhao's question came out, not only Zhu Youzhen was stunned, but others were also stunned.
Zhu Houxi: "Cousin, you are a black hand!"
Zhu Changluo: "Poor Jian'er, after all, he is still too simple, and he was deceived by people like Wuzong Ye who do not talk about martial virtue, alas..."
At the same time, Zhu Youzhen could only reluctantly and sincerely answer,
"I... I...... I'm really not sick... I just have no one to talk to me with...
I'm so bored that I can only talk to myself, talk to myself, woo-woo...
Originally, there was still my eldest brother to accompany me, but he couldn't accompany me when he became the emperor, and I could only accompany myself...
Sometimes when I read books and see interesting places, no one discusses them with me, so I can only discuss them with myself..."
After listening to Zhu Youzhen's sincere words, everyone was stunned...
Zhu Houzhao: "I didn't expect that you were so bored that you caused schizophrenia." "
Zhu Youjian: "I don't have schizophrenia!!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Eh... Why don't you play with them?"
Zhu Youjian: "I don't like to play with eunuchs... They smell badly, and I have a cleanliness..."
Emperors: "..."
Zhu Changluo: "It's like this, my family's cleanliness is very serious, even after taking the tuba, he has to take a bath!"
Emperors: "Eh..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Ahem, that... It's quite wastewater..."
Zhu Youjian: "Alas..."
Seeing that Zhu Youzhen was so pitiful, helpless and sad, Zhu Houzhao was a little regretful about asking the question just now.
Zhu Houzhao: "Xiao Chongzhen, I didn't mean to poke your heart... Well, you can ask me any question! Ask anything!"
Zhu Youjian: "Really?"
Zhu Houzhao: "Really, I, Zhu Shou, say and do things, and always do what I say!"
Zhu Youjian: "This is what you said, then I will ask, well... Are you a pervert?"
Zhu Houzhao: "..."
Zhu Houxi: "To be honest, I don't think you need to ask this question to answer, right?"
Zhu Youjian: "No, I want to hear Emperor Wuzong personally say that he himself is a pervert!"
Zhu Houxi: "Your boy's revenge is quite heavy..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Well, there is nothing bad to admit, I admit that I am a pervert, but I am a principled pervert, I am not easily perverted, and I will not be easy to be perverted!"
Zhu Jianshen: "Why, you are perverted, forget it, and you are still glorious?"
Zhu Houzhao: "What's wrong with my pervert! I'm glorious! At least I'm frank! It's better than you pulling and pulling with an old woman, and you're only twelve or thirteen years old!
Zhu Jianshen: "You!! Zhu Youxuan, look at the good son you taught!!"
Zhu Youxuan: "Ah? What? Father, I seem to have inherited your otitis media, and I can't hear anything." "
Zhu Jianshen: "Are you special..."
Zhu Biao: "Then again, Xiao Chongzhen's skill can also allow others to ask each other the truth, which is quite interesting." "
Zhu Di: "Big brother, you also want to play?"
Zhu Biao: "I really want to play, or the fourth old, let's try it?"
Zhu Di: "Eh... Or you find someone else, I'll forget it. "
Zhu Yunjiang: "Dad, you can see that the fourth uncle has a ghost in his heart!"
Zhu Di: "Zhu Yunjiang, you blindly arch the fire again!
Zhu Biao: "Forget it, since the fourth old man doesn't play with me, then otherwise, dad, let's play with the two of us!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Eh... Okay, but don't ask too outrageous questions, you boy!"
Zhu Biao: "Don't worry, dad, I'm not that kind of person!"
After a period of operation, the father and son of Lao Zhu and his son are ready to start "sincerity to sincerity"!
Zhu Biao: "Dad, you are an elder, you should ask first." "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hehe, don't think we don't know that your kid wants to take the hand first!
Zhu Biao: "..."
Zhu Di: "Lie in the groove, Dad, you even guard against your eldest brother?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Your eldest brother is very ghostly, can't you know what calculations are playing in your heart, we can't prevent him!"
Zhu Biao: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, since that's the case, then I'll ask first!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Come on, let's take a look at you..."
Zhu Biao: "So, how did my mother think of you back then?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "..."
Zhu Di: "According to my father's saying for so many years, doesn't it mean that when he was young, he looked handsome, fought and was fierce, and then caused his mother to fall in love with him at first sight and chase him backwards?"
Zhu Biao: "Do you believe this nonsense?"
Zhu Di: "Why don't you believe it, when my father said it in front of my mother, my mother didn't refute it." (Read violent novels, just go on Feilu Fiction Network!)
Zhu Biao: "That's my mother saving face for my father! I don't believe it anyway! Dad, you quickly answer!"
Zhu Yuanzhang's old face was sallow for a while, and it was green again!
The tightly pursed mouth finally can't bear the effect of "sincerity for sincerity" and forcing sincerity!
He could only answer truthfully,
"We... Well, we did play a little carefully...
Back then, after we made military merits, although we were appreciated by Guo Zixing, we were only a minor official.
We think that if we continue like this, we will have to get ahead in the year of the monkey.
Just then, we heard that Guo Zixing had a goddaughter in the family, and I heard that the goddaughter was almost twenty and had not yet married!
You know his goddaughter, it's your mother.
It just so happened that at that time, we were also an old bachelor of twenty-four or five, and we were all old and had not yet married our daughters-in-law.
So let's think about using the means to see if we can chase your mother down.
If you can catch up, not only will your daughter-in-law be there, but also Guo Zixing's son-in-law!"
Zhu Biao: "So, at that time, you approached my mother with the intention of "riding the dragon and speeding son-in-law"!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Ahem! It's not all, the main thing is that we are also older, and it's time to want to marry a daughter-in-law and hold a son!"
Zhu Di: "No, Dad, there should be quite a few military men like you who chased my mother with the mind of "riding the dragon and fast son-in-law", right?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "That's not just a lot! That's a lot! That's quite a lot!"
Zhu Biao: "So how did you get it?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Didn't we all say it many times! It was because we were handsome at that time! At that time, we could be described as dignified, dragons and phoenixes among people! Your mother and she were love at first sight! After looking at each other, she hurriedly began to chase us backwards!
Emperors: "Eh..."
Zhu Di: "No, is this "sincerity to sincerity" accurate?"
Zhu Biao: "I don't think it should be accurate..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hey... You two! You don't believe us! It's true!"
Zhu Biao: "Forget it, what you said is true, then it's true, now you ask me." "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Well, since that's the case, then let's ask!"
Zhu Di: "Curious dad will ask the eldest brother what questions!"
Zhu Yunjiang: "I'm curious too!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Biao'er, let's ask you, have you ever thought of rebelling?"
Zhu Biao: "No. "
Zhu Di: "Cow... Without a trace of hesitation, he is worthy of being a big brother!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Really?"
Zhu Biao: "Not really!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Why! Why don't you want to rebel!"
Zhu Biao: "Why rebel? "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Then you don't want to sit on the throne earlier!!
Zhu Biao: "... Don't want to. "
Zhu Di: "'Eh... Dad, it feels like you really want your eldest brother to rebel..."
Zhu Youjian: "Eh... In other words, do any of you want to play "Heart for Heart"?"
Zhu Youxuan: "I want to play with my father, but my father doesn't want to." Alas, who let him have a ghost in his heart. "
Zhu Jianshen: "You kid, don't blindly lead the rhythm! Don't think I don't know what kind of calculation you have in mind!"
Zhu Houzhao: "I also want to play with Ah Xi, but unfortunately Ah Xi is unwilling..."
Zhu Houxi: "..."
Zhu Youjian: "In this way, no one has come... Actually, I really want to play with my eldest brother... Big brother, or..."
Zhu Youxiao: "No!"
Zhu Youzhen: "Eh..."
【Ding! Next is the fifth place reward!】
[Let's applaud and encourage! The fifth place, Taichang Emperor Zhu Changluo!]
Because he didn't prepare in advance, Zhu Changluo also forgot to ask Zhu Youxiao to help him switch the music mode.
So, the scene suddenly became "good-looking"...
"The emperor~~Come after me~~"
"Come chase me ~~Come chase me~~"
"The emperor~~come after me~~hurry up~~"
If you are caught, Xu will kill you!"
"Beauty, hey, hey,
“......"
Emperors: "..."
Zhu Changluo (shivering): "Eh... Listen to my quibbles, no! Explain! Listen to me!"
Zhu Di: "I'm fucking fucking, Zhu Changluo, you!!
Zhu Youjian: "Oh my God... I feel so humiliated... Can I say I don't know Mr. Zhu Changluo?"
Zhu Houxi: "Who is Zhu Changluo? What a strange name, I don't know it!"
Zhu Changluo: "Grandpa Tai, check you..."
Zhu Biao: "My eyes... Bad customs, bad customs!"
Zhu Yunjiang: "Eh, Dad, why is there still a slit between your fingers covering your eyes?
Zhu Biao: "Zhu Yunjiang! It seems that I can't beat you up today!
Zhu Yunjiang: "Lying groove daddy, you really come! Don't, ah, ah!!"
Zhu Youzhuang: "Amitabha Buddha, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, color is ..."
Zhu Jianshen: "No, why are you still pronounced? Aren't you an old monk who wants to become a monk?
Zhu Youzhu: "Amitabha Buddha, this benefactor of the three paths of Confucianism, please stay away from me, thank you!"
Zhu Jianshen: "..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Needless to say, Arlo's heart is actually so "rich"! Aluo, don't we have a group chat function, let's communicate more in private when we have time, share and share personal experience?"
Zhu Changluo: "Ahem, this kind of thing... Is it shareable too?"
Zhu Houzhao: "Of course you can, I still have a lot of things you can't imagine, I can share them with you!
Zhu Changluo: "Ahem, then... When the time comes... Private...?"
Zhu Houzhao: "OKOK!!"
Zhu Youjian: "Please, you are spreading obscenity in private! You are not afraid of being arrested by the Internet police!
Zhu Changluo: "What Internet police? Inspector, were you caught by that broken traffic police?"
Zhu Houzhao: "And I just share some hobbies with your father in private, how can I spread obscenity?
Zhu Youjian: "You !!guys!!!!
Zhu Changluo: "Zhen'er, don't get excited, don't wait for the next excitement, and split into a personality... Dad will be distressed..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Little Chongzhen is obedient, it's okay, I'll send you a grass mud horse later, you can bring it back, you can chat with it when you are bored, talk to it." "
Zhu Youjian: "Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!
Zhu Youxiao: "Brother, I know you are very excited, but don't get excited first..."