webnovel Chapter 166
Chapter 166
No one expected that Zhu Youzhen's inner world was extremely distorted!
Distorted to the entire wall of space, it is all strange, incomprehensible, and indescribable pictures!
If I had to describe it, it could only be Van Gogh's paintings...
The strangest thing is that the background sounds that came out around this time were all Zhu Youzhen's own questions and answers, and his own words...
First of all, childhood...
"Li Xuan, you actually hit me again!
"You bad woman! What are you!!You wait for me! I'll kill you sooner or later!!"
"I'm going to file a complaint with my father!"
"Ah!! trash father!!
"Believe it, forget it, you actually call me restless!!ah!!
Zhu Changluo: "..."
"Nope... I can't... Father doesn't care about me and doesn't believe in me... Li Xuanshu must already know that I am suing, and next time she will definitely beat me even harder..."
"It's over... I'm done... She shouldn't have killed me..."
"Woo hoo... I'm a useless little trash..."
"Woo hoo... I know that only the eldest brother will come to my rescue!"
"Woo hoo... The eldest brother was also beaten ... Woo hoo..."
I can't stand it!!! I'm going to die with this bad woman Li Xuanxiang!!"
"Big brother, I'm leaving, you have to protect yourself! In the next life, I will still be your son, no, I will still be your brother!"
"Woo hoo... Li Xuan's servant is so fierce, I don't dare to kill her..."
"Woo hoo... I'm just a useless little trash..."
Emperors: "..."
"Great! Father Emperor is finally dead! Big brother is becoming emperor! Ah!! My good day is coming!!"
"What, Li Xuan, this bad woman actually kidnapped my eldest brother!?"
"Ah!!Bad woman, I'm going to fight with you!!Big brother! I'm here to save you!!"
"Woo hoo... These dead eunuchs are so fierce... I can't beat it, woo-woo..."
"Woo hoo... I'm just a useless little trash..."
Zhu Youxiao: "..."
Listening to Zhu Youzhen's self-questioning and answering heart, everyone was speechless...
Zhu Changluo: "Inspector... You seem to wish I had died sooner... 06"
Zhu Houzhao: "I didn't expect that when Xiao Chongzhen was a child, he was so middle two, and he actually wanted to save his eldest brother!
Zhu Houxi: "I don't!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Your situation is also rare, usually children are compared to the second grade, and you are old to start the second grade." "
Zhu Houxi: "..."
Zhu Houzhao: "I have to say, Ah Xi, you are an old chic, but the real thing~~"
Zhu Houxi: "..."
Just when everyone thought that Zhu Youzhen was just a little in middle school when he was a child.
The voice I heard next made everyone notice that something was very wrong!
"Big brother has finally ascended the throne! Great! My good day has finally come!"
"What? I can't live in the palace with my eldest brother? Why! I don't want to be alone outside the palace!!
"Woo hoo... Big brother doesn't want me anymore..."
"Woo hoo... A person is so bored, he can only read and practice words..."
The ancestor said well, the book has its own golden house, and the book has its own face like jade!
"! What a broken book! It's annoying to read! Might as well read a script!"
I should like to read "Zuo Chuan", "Zizhi Tongjian", and read the Four Books and Five Classics, these are the books I should read!"
"! I'm bored! I'm going to read these brain-draining books again!"
"Ah, it's a good feeling to read! It makes me feel satisfied!"
Emperors: "..."
"Wow, the royal brother rewarded me with so much money! I got rich!!
Now that the situation in Liaodong is tense, how can I collect it!
"Retreat, it's so comfortable, I'm really a good king for the country and the people!"
!!That's the money that the royal brother gave me!! I don't want to be some shit good king!!"
"No, I want to be a good king! I'm a good man!"
Emperors: "..."
The princess is so virtuous and docile, I must hurt her well in the future!"
"It's so annoying, why is the princess so obedient, I don't like to be so obedient!
"The princess is so nice, and she helps me sew clothes, I like virtuous and docile!"
Emperors: "..."
Why did the royal brother suddenly announce me into the palace, should he know that the Donglin Party was looking for me in private?"
"But I ignored them!!"
"It's over, I already knew that I took the initiative to tell the royal brother about this!"
"Wei Zhongxian, this bastard, this dead eunuch must have gone to sue the royal brother!"
"Whew... Startled me... It turns out that the royal brother is sick and wants to see me..."
"Woo hoo... Brother, are you swollen! Are you swollen like this!"
"Woo hoo... The royal brother actually said that I lost weight, and I cried to death!"
Brother, don't scare me, you'll be fine!"
"The royal brother died..."
"He's still so young..."
“......"
"I don't want to be an emperor..."
"It's like... It's not bad to be an emperor..."
"It's cool to be the emperor!
"! I'm bored! I want money everywhere! Who loves to sit on this fart throne!"
"Calm, I want to be a ZTE master!"
I want to listen to the ministers!"
"I have to stay up late to deal with government affairs, and I have to discuss with ministers often!"
"Ahhh!! I want to sleep!!I don't want to criticize the omission! It's so annoying!!"
"No! I have to work hard! Daming's future is on me!"
"If you still want to spoil Concubine Tian today, then go find her!"
"No, I haven't seen the queen for almost a month!
Emperors: "..."
"Damn! Damn it! Damn it! These bastards know that they quarrel all day long! Nothing can be done! Damn it! Damn it! I'm going to slaughter them all! Skin them all and fill them !!."
"No, I can't think so, survival is not easy, everyone is born to mothers, I have to be kind!"
"But I'm a fucking kind fart! Huang Taiji has hit the door! How can I be kind!"
"Yes! You can't be kind! You should kill them! Kill all these bastards! Then the rest of the people will be willing to work!"
"But if you kill so many people, you will have to bear the notoriety of 'killing' like Emperor Taizu Gao and Emperor Chengzu..."
"What I want to do is Mingjun, the lord of Zhongxing!
"Aaaaa!!a
"It's decided! kill Yuan Chonghuan! This is compelling! You must die! Heavenly King Laozi can't save him when he comes!"
"Aaaa
"Forget it, endure it, find an opportunity to slaughter Yuan Chonghuan early!"
"You must be late! you must cut him off piece by piece! Let him live better than die!!" (read the violent novel, go to Feilu Fiction Network!)
"But wouldn't that be too cruel..."
"No, no, this punishment has been given for a long time, I just follow the rules of my ancestors!"
"Well, even if it is cruel, it is also the cruelty of the ancestors, and it is none of my business!"
Zhu Youjian: "..."
Emperors: "..."
As soon as he slipped down, everyone was completely overwhelmed by Zhu Youzhen's ambivalence...
Everyone didn't expect that Zhu Youzhen, who looked quite normal, had so many thoughts in his heart...
Zhu Changluo: "Let me just say that my family's heart is very complicated..."
Zhu Biao: "Eh... It's not that complicated, is it..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "Little Chongzhen, can't you see, your heart is quite distorted?"
Zhu Youjian: "I didn't! This is a misunderstanding! I didn't think so at all!"
Zhu Di: "Xiao Chongzhen don't pretend, look at you excited, you almost flew!"
Zhu Houzhao: "In other words, this should be the legendary split personality, right?
Zhu Youjian: "No, I'm an Aquarius!!"
Zhu Houzhao: "It turned out to be Aquarius, that's similar to Gemini, anyway, it's all wind signs!"
Zhu Di: "What mess? What is the constellation?"
Zhu Houzhao: "Grandpa Cheng, don't care about these details, this will only make you look stupid." "
Zhu Di: "..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "We have lived most of our lives, but for the first time we know that there are people who have such mixed and chaotic ideas!
Zhu Jianshen: "I also feel abnormal, the words ... Xiao Chongzhen, you shouldn't be ghosted, right?"
Zhu Youjian: "..."
Zhu Changluo: "Alas, let me come out as a father and say two words, I think my family inspector has been under too much pressure since I was a child, so it has led to mental abnormality." "
Zhu Youzhen: "You talk nonsense! I am mentally normal! You are not mentally normal! Your whole family is not mentally normal!"
Zhu Changluo: "..."
Zhu Youxiao: "... I obeyed, do you know what you're talking about?"
Zhu Youjian: "Eh... I..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Xiao Chongzhen, you also scolded yourself, it's really 6!"
Zhu Youjian: "..."
At this moment, everyone determined that Zhu Youzhen's spirit was not normal.
Moreover, he has quite a serious schizophrenia ...
In the face of this situation, in addition to expressing sympathy, everyone can only express deeper sympathy!
Although Zhu Youzhen vigorously said that his spirit was normal, and he did not have schizophrenia.
However, no one believed him...
Even his dear big brother Zhu Youxiao didn't believe it...
"Big brother, little daddy, why don't you even believe me! I'm really not sick, I'm normal!"
Zhu Youzhen grabbed Zhu Youxiao's clothes when he went up, and he wanted to explain!
However, because he was too excited, he directly tore Zhu Youxiao's body, the dragon robe that had been torn by the emperors, and tore a bigger hole...
Don't get excited, let go first!"
While pulling away the crazy Zhu Youzhen, Zhu Youxiao "saved" his "weak and uncontrollable" dragon robe.
He was really convinced...
I don't know that it was the Shang Service Bureau who cut corners, resulting in the poor quality of his clothes.
Or is the strength of this group of old rough people too great.
He only knew that if he continued to pull it like this, he would be ripped off only his tunic...
After a lot of hard work, Zhu Youjian finally stopped getting ill.
However, he still said with a hard mouth: he is not sick!
Everyone: Ah, yes, yes, it's the world that's sick, okay?
Zhu Youjian: "..."
【Ding! Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youzhen hello, the following is your reward!】
【Tomato, lettuce, carrot and other vegetable seed gift pack, each variety *5000】
【Tropical Fruit Seed Gift Pack, each variety *5000! (including: durian, dragon fruit, etc.) (180 products out of the system: can be grown in a low temperature environment, perfect yield)】
[500 cannons in red! (100% no explosion)]
[Ferguson rear loading flintlock guns * 5,000! (100% no blow-up)]
[5,000 flintlock guns in the rear of the Lotus! (100% no blow-up)]
After seeing these rewards from Zhu Youjian, Zhu Di became curious again!
Zhu Di: "By the school, what is this 'Huier Rear Loading Flintlock Gun'?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Grandpa Cheng, if I remember correctly, the "Huier Rear Loading Flintlock Gun" is the first military rear loading gun to be mass-equipped. "
Zhu Di: "Then is there any difference between this "Ferguson rear loading flintlock gun" and the "Ferguson rear loading flintlock gun"?"
Zhu Youxiao: "I remember that the "Ferguson Rear Loading Flintlock Gun" should be regarded as an improved version of the "Ferguson Rear Loading Flintlock Gun". "
Zhu Youjian: "Since the "Ferguson Rear Loading Flintlock Gun" is an improved version, isn't it much more powerful than the "Ferguson Rear Loading Flintlock Gun"!?"
Zhu Youxiao: "You can say so, but you have to know that this is rewarded by the system, so there is a 100% not explosive attribute." But if you take it and let the Ministry of Works study and produce, there will still be shortcomings. "
Zhu Youjian: "What are the shortcomings?" "Ferguson rear-loading flintlock gun" feels that there are no shortcomings, then the "Ferguson rear-loading flintlock gun" should not have any shortcomings, right?"
Zhu Youxiao shook his head: "It can't be said that, although the "Ferguson rear-loading flintlock gun" is the improved version, he has the best feature, that is, it is good air tightness and is not easy to blow up!"
The biggest disadvantage of the "Houer Rear Loading Flintlock Gun" is that the gap between the bolt and the barrel is too large, which is likely to cause a large amount of gunpowder to leak out, and there is also a hidden danger that gunpowder leaks into the bolt mechanism!"
Zhu Youjian: "In other words, the improved "Ferguson Rear Loading Flintlock Gun" is easier to blow up than the improved "Ferguson Rear Loading Flintlock Gun"?"
Zhu Youxiao: "So to speak, but the system rewards will not explode." As for the fact that you want to mass produce by the Ministry of Engineering, when the time comes, you ask the people of the Ministry of Works to be careful when studying and making, and let them try to make the gap between the bolt and the barrel as small as possible, so that the explosion rate will be much lower. "
Zhu Youjian: "Whew... Oh too... So, now I'm also a guy with advanced rearloaders? That's cool, isn't that cool! It's so cool! I don't have two fights, right?"
Zhu Youxiao: "I advise you to calm down, fighting a war is to burn money, as far as your idea is concerned, what else do you want to fight?
Zhu Youjian: "But..."
Zhu Youxiao: "There are not so many buts, brother, put away your split personality, be normal!"
Zhu Youjian: "Big brother... I really don't have a split personality..."
Zhu Youxiao: "Really?"
Zhu Youjian: "Really!"
Zhu Youxiao: "I don't believe it. "
Zhu Youjian: "...".