The Ming Emperor’s chat group created a prosperous age of apocalypse

Chapter 161

Zhu Biao's guess is not wrong, Zhu Houzhao is indeed deliberately leading the rhythm.

As an old color batch, Zhu Houzhao has never forgotten the little sister in the "welcome mode"!

So from the very beginning, he deliberately brought the topic to himself!

In order to sell a whole wave of misery, so that everyone has to agree to him and switch the award mode for him!

As for whether Zhu Youzhuang's "Zhu Houzhao" in that time and space can be born, it is a matter of his eggs!

In addition to feeling that it is not about his own affairs, there is actually a reason why Zhu Houzhao is so calm.

Because as a son, he knows very well the nature of his father Zhu Youxuan!

This dad of his, has been shouting all his life to become a monk!

But in the end, it didn't come out...

For Zhu Houzhao, Zhu Youzhuang's idea of becoming a monk is just a literary and artistic youth who is sick and moans without disease!

After all, how can being a monk be an emperor!

When the monk can't eat meat, he has to quit women!

And when the emperor's words, above ten thousand people!

If you want to believe in Buddhism, it is even simpler, just build a Buddhist temple directly in the palace!

How can you shave your head and run outside to become a monk!

Zhu Houzhao's idea is very simple, right now, he is waiting for his award moment!

Xu was too proud, causing Zhu Houzhao's joy to be overflowing.

The rest of the Daming Emperors present all frowned wordlessly when they saw him like this...

Zhu Houxi: "Eh... Isn't it a woman... It is necessary to be happy like this..."

Zhu Youzhuang: "I don't understand Ah Zhao's behavior, but I respect it." "

Zhu Jianshen: "Then you are quite enlightened..."

Zhu Changluo: "What kind of welcome model will this greeting model look like? What kind of young lady is written here? How old are there?

Zhu Di: "I think that even if you are old, you should not be as old as the old lady of the Yun Jiao family." "

Zhu Yunjiang: "Fourth Uncle, you have respect for my lover!"

Zhu Di: "Oh, okay, I almost forgot that the old lady is my niece-in-law!"

Zhu Yunjiang: "..."

Zhu Youzhen: "I remember that the fourth from the bottom is Wu Zongye, so the next person to receive the award is him! Big brother!

Zhu Youxiao: "06 Why are you so excited? Why?

Zhu Youjian: "Eh... I'm just curious... Yes! Just curious! Big brother, you know, my curiosity is heavier!"

Zhu Youxiao: "Youzhen, I am curious about everything, it will only harm you!"

Zhu Biao: "Little Chongzhen, being curious about everything will only harm you!"

Zhu Changluo: "Inspector, being curious about everything will only harm you!"

Zhu Youjian: "..."

"I shouldn't have said this sentence in the first place..."

【Ding! Next is the fourth from the bottom prize! 】

[Let's applaud and encourage! The fourth from the bottom, Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao!]

Finally, the most exciting time has arrived!

At this moment, everyone present, whether they are old or not, are all waiting with bated breath, and the legendary "Welcome Sister" appears!

Even Zhu Youxuan, who was "old monk in the mind", narrowed his eyes, wanting to take a closer look at what this "little sister" was!

Zhu Youxiao waited speechlessly and awkwardly...

As soon as he remembered that those postmodern "welcome ladies" were about to appear here, he was embarrassed to jump on the spot...

It's really speechless...

At the same time, the most excited and excited is the party Mr. Zhu Houzhao!

Although as an emperor, he has seen all kinds of beauties.

But for the unfamiliar word "little sister", he always felt that this would be a strange field that he had never touched!

He is a good and fresh person, and he is naturally quite excited to hear something new!

With this excitement, he ushered in the first "little sister" in his life!

It's just that the appearance of this young lady is somewhat mysterious!

Before I saw its "people", I heard its "sound" sound!

I only heard a pleasant and crisp, pitiful female voice sounding,

"Hello master~~"

Zhu Houzhao, who only heard his voice: "Lying in the groove, master?

Zhu Houzhao recognized from the voice, this should be a minor girl!

Listening to the voice, it is estimated that he is not yet twelve years old!

Just when Zhu Houzhao became more and more excited, thinking that he had "caught a treasure"!

The next moment, the "little sister" who appeared in front of him made him completely dumbfounded...

I saw that what appeared in front of him was a cute little loli with a unique and gorgeous dressing style and less than one meter tall!

But......

This little loli...

It's flat...

Flat...

......

Zhu Houzhao collapsed on the spot!

He scratched his head and shouted,

"I grass! Did I make a mistake!!

"What does this make me!? What does this make me!???

Everyone: "..."

Compared to the collapsed Zhu Houzhao, Zhu Youxiao was relieved...

Needless to say, Zhu Youxiao did not expect that "Miss Welcome" would actually be a two-dimensional double ponytail little loli...

But in a way, he feels okay.

At least the paper person "Miss" is not as embarrassing as the real person "Miss".

However, Zhu Youxiao still underestimated the "whole flower" ability of the chat group system.

Because the next picture is simply more shocking than Zhu Youxuan's "Only mother is good in the world"!

This time, Zhu Youxiao can be said to have thought about all the saddest things in his past two lives.

But in the end, he still couldn't hold back his laughter...

I saw that there was only one "two-dimensional double ponytail little loli" that suddenly pressed Ctr1+C and Ctr1+V!

After a while, hundreds of identical little loli were copied!

This pile of copied little loli began to bounce around Zhu Houzhao in circles!

At the same time, they also clapped their hands, shook their flat double ponytails, and blinked their blue pupils vigorously!

Immediately afterwards, they began to sing to Zhu Houzhao in unison, with a childish child's voice!

"Fourth from the bottom! Fourth from the bottom! Congratulations! Congratulations!"

"Congratulations Congratulations Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!"

"Every street! Everyone's mouth! The first word to meet! is congratulations!"

"Fourth from the bottom! Fourth from the bottom! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations, congratulations!"

“......"

Zhu Houzhao: "..."

Everyone: "..."

For a while, the chat group was filled with the childish and noisy singing of little loli!

Under the singing of "Congratulations Congratulations", I didn't know, I thought it was the New Year...

At this time, Zhu Houzhao was already surrounded by paper people.

His face was nothing but dazed, but panic!

The excitement and excitement at the beginning has long been gone... (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Fiction Network!)

Surrounded by a group of paper people who don't know gods and ghosts, and can sing, and be repeatedly awakened by their singing "fourth from the bottom", anyone else will collapse!

This time, Zhu Houzhao felt like a conspicuous bag, losing his old face in front of everyone...

So, he collapsed again!

"Ahhh!! Don't sing, don't sing!! Stop it!! I don't want to welcome you!!"

Zhu Houzhao shouted!

However, his words were useless, and the paper people loli were still bouncing and shaking their double ponytails, neatly singing the murderous "Congratulations Congratulations" to him!

Zhu Houzhao couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to ask the group leader Zhu Youxiao for help.

"Ah Giao, help me shut up this group of ghosts!! I can't stand it!

Zhu Youxiao smiled apologetically: "Grandpa Wu, once this welcome mode is turned on, it cannot be closed, and they must warmly welcome you for half an hour to finish." "

Zhu Houzhao: "Half an hour !!??? so long!!"

Zhu Youxiao: "That's right. "

Zhu Houzhao: "Ahhh!!hh

Zhu Houzhao, who was deeply desperate, began to run, trying to escape to get rid of this group of paper people!

However, the paper people can't get rid of it, they are like the skirt, no matter where Zhu Houzhao runs, they hover around him, dancing and singing "Congratulations Congratulations"!

This strange scene directly made the emperors present see a big liveliness!

Zhu Biao: "Houzhao is clever this time but mistaken by cleverness! Let him want what little sister he wants, let him "want" enough this time!

Zhu Youxuan: "Amitabha, so there is a knife on the head of the color character." "

Zhu Houxi: "The main thing is that my cousin didn't expect that the so-called little sister would actually be a group of dummy!

Zhu Di: "Don't say that Houzhao didn't expect it, I didn't expect it! This group of paper dolls startled me when they popped out!

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Needless to say, what are these flat dolls who can sing? "

Zhu Youzhen: "I heard Emperor Wuzong shout a sentence saying what kind of two apes are these, what kind of ape is this?

Zhu Youxiao: "I don't know. "

Zhu Youzhen: "Just pretend, you are sure you know!

Zhu Youxiao: "Yuzhen, if you want to know everything, it will only hurt you!"

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Zhu Youzhen: "Big brother, can you not block me with this sentence, I know it's not okay if it's wrong..."

Zhu Changluo: "I can only say that fortunately I didn't receive the award first... Fortunately, Emperor Wuzong stepped on the thunder for me first..."

Zhu Youzhen: "Otherwise, you're the one who sings around the paper doll, right?"

Zhu Changluo: "Ahem, it should be said that this group of paper dolls is quite cute, but they are a little young, this kind of painting style, I can still accept it!"

Zhu Youjian: "I grass... Father, you are perverted..."

After half an hour of "baptism", the welcome mode exclusive to Zhu Houzhao finally ended.

At this time, Zhu Houzhao was like being squeezed dry of his waist, the whole person was depressed, and his eyes were empty and godless...

Zhu Yunjiang: "Isn't it, Azhao, a group of paper people can make you like this?

Zhu Houzhao: "Don't mention it again... I don't want to see my young daughter again in my life... Whether it's really fake or not, I don't want to think about it... It's so terrifying..."

Zhu Biao: "Actually, I think this song is quite good, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!

Zhu Houzhao: "Aaaaa

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Isn't this very good? Biao'er, you sing well, remember to sing it to your mother when you go back, she must like it very much!"

Zhu Biao: "Okay!"

Zhu Houxi: "Cousin, isn't the young lady very enjoyable?

Zhu Houzhao: "..."

Zhu Changluo: "Master Wuzong, you are really the living thunder feng in my heart!

Zhu Houzhao: "..."

Zhu Di: "Who is Lei Feng? Why do you say some names that I haven't heard of?

Zhu Changluo: "No, no, no, Lei Feng is a person who does good deeds and never leaves a name!

Zhu Di: "Since you don't leave a name, then why do you still know that his name is Lei Feng?"

Zhu Changluo: "Because he wrote all the good deeds he did 263 in his diary!"

Zhu Di: "Eh..."

Zhu Houzhao: "Don't get entangled in what Lei Feng is not Lei Feng! Hurry up and give me a reward! I need a generous reward to comfort my wounded heart!"

【Ding! Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao hello, the following is your reward!】

Finally, when it was time to distribute the rewards, Zhu Houzhao's mood was much better.

He was a very adaptable person, and quickly forgot the unpleasantness of the previous half hour.

He also rubbed his palms excitedly, and said with some excitement.

"I don't know what to reward! If only I could reward real people! Both men and women!"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone admired Zhu Houzhao...

Looking at his appearance as if he had never experienced the predicament before...

Zhu Biao couldn't help but sigh: "Thick photo, you really can't change the dog to eat!"

Zhu Houzhao: "Emperor Xingzong, how can you say such foul language!

Zhu Biao: "Okay, okay, if you're happy, if you're happy!"

[Congratulations on obtaining: one hundred and eight good men of Liangshan!]

[One hundred and eight good men of Liangshan: a brave team from the folk book "Water Margin"!]

[Headed by Tota Heavenly King Chao Gai and Timely Rain Song Jiang!]

[One hundred and eight good men: everyone's force is worth a lot! There is Wu Song who captures Fang La with one arm, there is Lu Zhishen who pulls out the weeping willows, and there is Wu Yong, a dog-headed military master, and Yan Qing, who conquers the famous prostitute Li Shishi with a little white face!]

[All in all, force! Appearance! ability! everything!]

[Note: All members of this macho (and female) team are 100% loyal to you!]

Hearing this reward, Zhu Houzhao jumped up excitedly!

Zhu Houzhao: "Yes, the chat group system sincerely does not deceive me! Sure enough, there are real people! The key is macho men! There are fierce women! There are also little white faces! This is also too rich!"

Emperors: "What a pervert..."

Zhu Houzhao: "No, why are you all looking at me like this! I have no other meaning! I am just happy that I suddenly have one hundred and eight righteous sons!

Emperors: "..."

Zhu Houzhao: "Really! I really have no other ideas!"

Zhu Biao: "Houzhao, it's okay to deceive others, but don't deceive yourself!"

Zhu Houzhao: "I... I said Emperor Xingzong, why do you always tear down my platform, just because I used you once last time, you have been thinking about it to this day?"

Zhu Biao: "Houzhao, I've eaten more salt than the rice you've eaten!

Zhu Houzhao: "Eh... Eat so much salt, then your taste is quite heavy~~"

Zhu Biao: "..."

Zhu Yunjiang: "Dad, eat so much salt!

Zhu Biao: "I... You're sick!".