webnovel Chapter 160
Chapter 160
Zhu Youxiao never dreamed that he would be hugged by so many "big men" in his life!
He wanted to hide, but when he opened his eyes, it was already night...
Can't hide anymore...
All he can do is break away with force!
However, no matter how strong his strength is, there is only one person after all, two hands...
In the face of more than a dozen big men at the same time, he couldn't resist at all...
What made Zhu Youxiao feel speechless the most was that this group of people were inexplicably saying things that he didn't understand.
It seems to be in... Comfort him?
Zhu Youjian: "Big brother, I know that you miss your mother as much as I do, and I also know that your strength has always been just a disguise!"
Zhu Youxiao: "Huh?"
Zhu Youjian: "Don't worry, big brother, no matter when and where, this heart of my younger brother will always be worried about you!"
Zhu Youxiao: "..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Agiao, I understand you! Under your strong appearance, what is wrapped is actually a fragile heart! You stubborn man~~"
Zhu Youxiao: "Huh?"
Zhu Di: "By school! Although men don't flick tears, cry if you want! After all, men cry and cry, it's not a sin! No matter how strong people are, they have the right to be tired!"
Zhu Houzhao: "If there is only heartbreak behind the smile, why should you be so embarrassed~~"
Zhu Yunjiang: "I grass... Why are you still singing!?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Eh... I want to say if there is some misunderstanding..."
Zhu Biao: "Shh! Don't talk by the school! If you want to cry, cry out loud! My strong shoulders can be used as a support for you, and my well-developed chest muscles can become your last harbor! Child, come! Daddy hug!"
Zhu Changluo: "Lie down! Xingzongye, stop! That's my son's "two nine three"!
Zhu Yunjiang: "Alo, why haven't you squeezed in yet, if you don't squeeze in, your son will really fly away~~"
Zhu Changluo: "All of you are as fierce as taking a strong pill! How can I squeeze it!!
Zhu Houxi: "No... My old bone is about to fall apart... Can't squeeze in, can't squeeze in at all..."
Zhu Youxiao: "..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "By school, we know that you are bitter in your heart, and we can understand your difficulties." Isn't it just that there is no mother? It's okay! Think about your grandmother, how much she hurts you, and she helps you with the baby!
Zhu Biao: "Ah, Dad, you're crazy!!
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's not a bad generation for a long time, and it's not bad for this generation!"
Zhu Di: "Lying groove, from the school to become my younger brother?!"
Zhu Gaozhi: "Lying groove, the school became my uncle?!"
Zhu Biao: "Wait, I don't agree with this!!"
Zhu Yunjiang: "Dad, your new son also flew away~~No one wants you~~"
Zhu Youxiao: "Please... Don't be ridiculous, okay..."
Eventually, the chaos finally stopped.
It's just that after everyone pulled me and pulled me, Zhu Youxiao's dragon robe was torn...
This made him feel like he dreamed back to when he was in the "palace transfer case"...
Zhu Youxuan, who was still crying silently on the side, had also stopped crying.
Because he was really shocked by the picture of everyone "besieging" Zhu Youxiao...
After breaking free from everyone's "embrace", Zhu Youxiao wasted half a day's effort to explain.
He really wasn't thinking about his mother!!
Zhu Yuanzhang: "So Yuxiao, you really didn't think about your mother just now?
Zhu Youxiao: "Grandpa Taizu, really, I just think... The song was a bit noisy, so I covered my ears. "
Zhu Di: "Then why did you even close your eyes?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Eh... Recently, I often stay up late, my eyes are a little sour, and I just close my eyes and rest for a while. "
Zhu Youzhen: "Really, big brother, why do I feel as if you are holding back tears so that it does not break the embankment?"
Zhu Youxiao: "You shut up for me!
Zhu Youzhen: "I don't care about you... grievances..."
Zhu Youxiao: "..."
After some tossing, it was finally solved.
Keep up the awards!
【Ding! Hello Emperor Zhu Youxuan, the following is your reward!】
For the "reward", Zhu Youzhuang did not show much interest.
He was still that calm dead face, as if he didn't care when the sky fell.
In fact, for him, even if he is only rewarded with a small red flower, it doesn't matter.
For these things outside his body, he has always felt that it is good to have it or not.
【Super refreshing toothpaste * 100,000 pieces, soft bristle toothbrush * 100,000 pieces, hard bristle toothbrush * 100,000 pieces!】
[Special Reward: Special Skill: Old Monk Settled!]
[Old monk into determination: As the name suggests, just like an old monk in determination, he looks at everything very indifferently! Even if naivety collapses in front of you, you will not move! ]
[Additional bonus: Buddhist Seven Treasures Gift Pack! (Includes: Gold, silver, glass, coral, amber, clams, agate.) ）】
Zhu Youzhang: "Amitabha, it's good, I like it." "
Zhu Yunjiang: "Please, there is no mistake! Why is there gold and silver in that "Buddhist Seven Treasures Gift Package" with additional rewards?
Zhu Youxuan: "Emperor Jianwen, you are vulgar." The gold and silver in the seven treasures of Buddhism are not the silver money and ordinary things in the eyes of you ordinary people, but very sacred existences. "
Zhu Yunjiang: "I want a gouge holy ah! Laozi wants money!!ah!! I'm poor and crazy!!"
Zhu Youzhuang: "Popularly, the seven treasures of Buddhism are not only the light and wisdom of the pure land of Buddhism, but also contain profound connotations. In addition, the seven treasures of Buddhism are also spiritual objects in jewelry. "
Zhu Di: "Eh... I don't know if it's not spiritual, I only know that these seven treasures of Buddhism are quite valuable..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "Fourth Uncle, aren't you quite close to the monk Yao Guangxiao?
Zhu Di: "You're not talking nonsense, I'm just getting close to the monk, and I'm not a monk! Besides, Yao Guangxiao and the two religions practice together, seemingly believing in everything, but in fact they don't believe in anything!"
Zhu Houxi: "Dao Buddha can still cultivate together?
Zhu Yunjiang: "If you can't be a demon, if you are not a demon, how can you help the fourth uncle to come up with a plan and successfully rebel!"
Zhu Di: "You!!"
Zhu Biao: "Speaking of father, when you were a monk, did your study of Buddhism be as profound as Youxuan?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "What do you think, we can't even eat enough, how can we manage what seven treasures and eight treasures..."
Zhu Biao: "Eh..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "I can understand this, I think I also became a monk for a while, but that day was too boring." Plus I'm an atheist, so I choose to be vulgar, marry a wife and have children!" (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Novel Network!)
Zhu Di: "Hey, our family Yunjiang has also been a monk?"
Zhu Yunjiang: "It's not forced by you!!"
Zhu Houxi: "Ahem, then again, although I don't believe in Buddhism, I still want to say that in addition to gold and silver, the rest of the glass, coral, amber, clams, agate and other things are also very valuable things!"
Zhu Houzhao: "A Xi, don't be envious, maybe wait for your reward, which is the Taoist Seven Treasures?
Zhu Houxi: "Eh... Needless to say, Taoism really has seven treasures... It is: mercury, gold, jade, crystal, cinnabar, bulb, coral..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Hmm... How to say it... It's not bad with Buddhism, it's this mercury and cinnabar, it feels a little less valuable..."
Zhu Houxi: "..."
Zhu Jianshen: "No, why do you only have money in your eyes, don't you think that toothbrush and toothpaste are very chic?
Zhu Youxiao: "The difference is quite big, toothpaste with a toothbrush, the effect is much better than chewing tender willow branches and purifying the mouth." "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "We can testify to this! We used the school's homemade toothpaste and toothbrush during the apocalypse year!
Zhu Youxiao: "Eh... In fact, the earliest inventor of the toothbrush was Emperor Xiaozong. "
Zhu Youxuan: "Ah? I invented it? Why don't I know?"
Zhu Youxiao: "According to historical records, the world's first toothbrush was invented by you when you were eleven years in Hongzhi. "
Zhu Youzhuang: "That's a few more years, no wonder I said I didn't know." "
Zhu Houzhao: "Dadby, you are so good~~"
Zhu Changluo: "Speaking of the tooth mouth, I remembered one thing, obviously we all already have toothbrushes at this time, but my father is stunned and does not like to brush his teeth!"
Zhu Youzhen: "If nothing else, Grandpa Huang should have another black history to be shaken out..."
Zhu Youzhen: "This is a fact, not only does your grandfather not brush his teeth, he doesn't even bother to rinse his mouth! Just thinking about that smell makes me sick... yue......"
Zhu Houzhao: "Eh... Arlo, you don't need to be so specific, I feel like I can smell that smell..."
Zhu Changluo: "It's not that I'm exaggerating, the smell is really rushing! What makes me speechless is that my father and emperor always ask me, why am I standing so far away from him, I..."
Zhu Youjian: "Yue... Father, can you stop talking!"
Zhu Changluo: "To tell the truth, I also served Zhu Changxun and his wife Zheng Guifei, should these two have rhinitis, can't smell it?"
Zhu Biao: "Eh... In that case, it seems that Xiao Wanli's favored mother and son of Zheng Guifei are quite able to endure it..."
Zhu Houxi: "Speaking of Yuxiao, is what your father said true or false? Tell the truth, I don't believe what your father said, I always feel that he is maliciously smearing your grandfather! After all, Yijun this child is what I watched grow up, I don't feel like he is such an outrageous person0..."
Zhu Youxiao: "Eh... If nothing else, my father's words should be true. "
Zhu Changluo: "Look, my family and school have said so, you should always believe it!"
Zhu Houxi: "No, I have to let my grandson brush his teeth properly when I go back!"
Zhu Youxiao: "..."
In fact, the reason why Zhu Youxiao said this was not because he believed Zhu Changluo.
Instead, he remembered watching a record on TV before.
It is said that after the Wanli Emperor Zhu Yijun was unearthed, his bones were found under various "observations" by archaeological experts, and he had a whole mouth of tooth decay.
And the degree of tooth decay is quite serious...
He should have had 32 teeth when he was alive, but only 22 teeth remained on the bones unearthed.
It shows that he lost 10 teeth before he died...
And from the remaining teeth of Wanli Emperor, it can be seen that he suffered from many kinds of dental diseases during his lifetime.
These diseases include: caries, twisted teeth, dental fluorosis, dental calculus.
Judging from the condition of his alveolar bone, he also suffered from very serious periodontal disease before his death...
These dental diseases, if they are put now, high and low have to come to a root canal treatment, there are no hundred thousands, don't want to get it at all.
It can only be said that among the unearthing results of Wanli Emperor Zhu Yijun, the most prominent is his rotten teeth...
Zhu Jianshen: "It seems that this tooth problem should pay more attention to ah! So son, you have so many toothpaste and toothbrushes, do you want to honor your father a little?"
Zhu Youxuan: "Yes." "
Zhu Jianshen: "Eh... Why did you say yes so quickly?"
Zhu Youxuan: "These are all things outside the body, whether they are there or not." After this time, I have seen through a lot. Many things, in the past, are all gone. People cannot be resurrected from death, and those who are alive live in the present moment are the most important, Amitabha Buddha. "
Zhu Jianshen: "Eh..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Speaking of dad... Wouldn't you be going to run away from the monk?"
Zhu Youxuan: "How do you know I have this idea!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Lying groove! So what should I do!?
Zhu Youxuan: "Alas, anyway, you are going to die early, 4.2 early death is the same." And the throne will eventually fall to my brother Youqiu's vein. I'll simply give the throne to Youqi earlier, so that I can also go to the clothes earlier..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Don't scare me, don't scare me! Even if you want to become a monk, you have to let my mother become pregnant with me and then become a monk!"
Zhu Youxuan: "Anyway, you have to leave early, why come to this world?"
Zhu Houzhao: "The key is that I want to come! Be an emperor! You don't want to be an emperor, I still want to be an emperor!!"
Zhu Houxi: "Wait, if my cousin is not born and my uncle becomes a monk, then my father will be the emperor!
Zhu Di: "In this case, I am not Chengzu, or Taizong, it's a pity..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's a pity? Fourth, are you addicted to being an "ancestor", and you are used to being on an equal footing with your father and me!"
Zhu Di: "No, no!!I still think Emperor Taizong sounds good!!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Lying groove, can't you take care of my feelings!!"
In the end, everyone came up with a way to comfort the collapsed Zhu Houzhao.
That is, to change Zhu Houzhao's award presentation model to a "welcome mode".
Zhu Houzhao, who heard this result, immediately changed his face and returned to his previous unorthodox appearance again!
Emperors: "..."
Zhu Houxi: "If nothing else, we should all be tricked by my cousin..."
Zhu Biao: "I can see it through, Houzhao this kid has been leading the rhythm from the beginning! His purpose is to let us change the award mode for him!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "This kid is as yin as Yuxiao!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Hey, hey, hey, little sister, I'll come~~."