Chapter 203
Chapter 203
"You slut! It's nonsense! "
"Emperor, what the concubine said is true! The concubine is willing to swear by the whole clan of the six clans, if what the concubine said is half false, the whole clan will end there! "
"Emperor, the concubine has been wronged!"
"Concubine Xi, you fornicated with the imperial doctor, and the two of them are here..."
"Lady Qi, you fucking fart! This is simply alarmist! "
"Concubine Xi, you speak civilized!"
“......"
At this time, the Qianqing Palace was filled with noisy "serials".
Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Di, and Zhu Youzhen were sitting together at the moment.
In this hot summer day, the three of them enjoyed the cooling brought by the air conditioner while eating delicious ice cream.
And in the "small video player", the "cottage version" series that is being played plays an excellent role in sending eyeballs at this moment!
This "small video player" is a special reward that Zhu Di drew in the chat group space last time.
The bloody serial they are watching now is one of the three Qing Dynasty palace fighting dramas in the "Little Video Player": "The Biography of Niuhu Luzhen Huan"!
Although the play is a copycat version, it does not affect the fascination of the three ancestors and grandchildren.
I was so fascinated that I didn't even notice that the ice cream on my hand melted and dripped onto my clothes...
The reason why it is so fascinated is because the plot at this moment is in the climactic stage!
"Emperor! The concubines have been wronged! Qi nobleman, this hair, she has wronged her concubine! The concubine really didn't fornicate with Mrs. Wen! "
"Concubine Xi, how do you speak! Don't call me a haircut! Call me a beautiful girl! "
"Okay Chop."
"Concubine Xi, you %*......*%%..."
“......"
Listening to the noisy "outside" sound in his ears, Zhu Youxiao, who was planing wood on the side, sighed wordlessly...
His Qianqing Palace was not so lively for the first day.
Since more than half a month ago, Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di, the two ancestors, returned from a "tour".
There is not a day in the Qianqing Palace that is not lively...
323 And Xiao Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen, who had long been clamoring to go back, seemed to have risen to the top during the Apocalypse Year.
There is quite a sense of déjà vu of wanting to settle here for a long time...
Zhu Youxiao's sighing behavior was discovered by Zhu Biao, the "careful old father" who was reading the book on the side.
At that moment, Zhu Biao shouted to Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Di, and Zhu Youzhen, who were "addicted to chasing dramas".
"I said can you make a smaller voice outside? Noisy my son is gouging wood! "
The three people who were watching the series heard Zhu Biao's voice and "sighed" impatiently at the same time.
Zhu Yuanzhang: "We are old behind our ears, and our voice is too small to hear clearly!" "
Zhu Di: "I'm also older and behind my ears, and my voice is too small to hear." "
Zhu Youjian: "Eh... I..."
Zhu Biao: "Xiao Chongzhen, you also have the back of your ears?" "
Zhu Youzhen: "I don't have the back of my ears, but now I don't have the right to shut down my voice..."
Zhu Di: "Okay!" Stop talking! Xiao Chongzhen come to see the plot! These women are going to shed blood to confess their relatives! "
Zhu Youzhen: "The groove is so exciting!" Isn't that the matter of Concubine Xi's fornication going to be exposed? "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hey, hey, hey! I don't know what Yongzheng's expression will be when he knows that he has been cuckolded! "
Zhu Di: "Wozhi is not! The blood test is actually to prick the child and the imperial doctor to collect blood, is it sick? Zha Yongzheng! What does Dr. Zatai do! "
Zhu Youzhen: "Didn't this Xi Guifei say that you can't damage the emperor's dragon body." "
Zhu Di: "This Yongzheng is stupid, lie in the groove!" He actually listened! I really deserve to be cuckolded! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Huh? Didn't Concubine Xi fornicate with that civet? How can her child and the imperial doctor drip blood to recognize their relatives, and the blood can actually be combined? "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Oh, it turns out that the queen played tricks and feet in the water of blood (agef) to recognize her relatives, and added white alum." "
Zhu Di: "This queen is also stupid enough, if I want to rush up and lift the basin!" See who can still find alum in the water! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth, you are stupid, right?" So the Yongzheng Emperor is still holding there, and the empress dares to go up and lift the basin? "
Zhu Di: "What's this, anyway, the plot is so outrageous, no matter how outrageous it is, it's normal!" "
Zhu Youzhen: "Gee, it's okay now, Concubine Xi has nothing to do, Lady Qi is going to be unlucky!" "
Zhu Di: "Lying in the groove, this is too doctor, actually from the palace!" It's a werewolf! "
Zhu Youzhen: "This imperial doctor is also really miserable, it stands to reason that Concubine Xi is married three times, and gang rape should also be his turn, right?" "
Zhu Youzhen: "The result is good, in the end, this imperial doctor didn't say anything, and put his own eggs in." "
Zhu Biao: "Eh... Xiao Chongzhen, why are you talking more and more uncivilized..."
Zhu Youjian: "Eh... It may be that there is too much and urine in this cottage version of the serial, just look at it..."
Zhu Di: "Oh, I'll go!" This "little video player" is dead again! We've only watched a few episodes! It's out of power again! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Old Fourth!" Charge it with your "Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Resolution"! Fast! We must see the finale today! "
Zhu Di: "Dad! There is a generator here by the school, so I don't need to generate electricity with my own hands..."
Zhu Youzhen: "Then I remember that my eldest brother should also have a "small video player", right? "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Yes! We almost forgot that Yuxiao is the group leader, and the group owner can additionally get all the rewards of all group members! "
Zhu Youjian: "Big brother! Fast! I want to watch a series! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fast!" Let's see too! (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Fiction Network!) )
Zhu Youxiao: "..."
Zhu Biao: "It's not me who said, you old men, what palace fighting series are you watching?" And where does this look good? "
Zhu Di: "Big brother, this is what you don't understand, it's interesting to watch this group of old ladies tear up!" Especially this "Biography of Niu Hulu Zhenhuan"! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Whether to say it or not, when you are idle and have nothing to do, it is quite interesting to see this kind of bloody drama without brains." "
Zhu Youzhen: "Yes! It's more interesting than reading a script! And I found this "Biography of Niuhu Lu Zhenhuan" to be more interesting than the other two "Biography of Our Lady Ruyi" and "Step by Step"! "
Zhu Di: "That "The Biography of Our Lady Ruyi" is very popular, the key is Qianlong,! Even more disgusting! "
Zhu Youjian: "I think that "Step by Step is Not Scary at All" is really quite funny, a group of brothers are the same as they have never seen a woman, they all like the heroine, just this is still Jiulong to win the concubine? Damn, it's just laughing to death! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "So why are these serials all from the Qing Dynasty, and there is no Ming Dynasty?" "
Zhu Di: "Maybe the next lottery, we can draw out, our Ming Dynasty serial!" "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's also oh... In other words, we are very curious, if we really pull out the serial drama of our Ming Dynasty, what will the content of the drama be? Could it be that the whole palace fights? "
Zhu Di: "Our Ming Dynasty's harem does not have so many intrigues, it is estimated that the main content of the series is in the Northern Expedition, fighting wars, right?" "
Zhu Biao: "War? I think it's unlikely! The three Qing Dynasty dramas you watched are all from the perspective of the heroine, and the content is either palace fighting or falling in love..."
Zhu Biao: "I always feel that the serial dramas of our Ming Dynasty are estimated to be this urine..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Heroine? The most awesome woman in our Ming Dynasty is only your mother, could it be "The Biography of Empress Ma"? "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Then the content is mainly about, her love history with us?" "
Zhu Biao: "Eh... Do you want to be so outrageous..."
Zhu Di: "Eh... It's not impossible..."
Zhu Youjian: "Eh... Isn't it all the heroine's perspective? There should also be a male protagonist's perspective, right? "
Zhu Di: "It stands to reason that there should be a male protagonist's perspective!" So, what kind of content will it be? Could it be... "Chongzhen and the Rope"? "
Zhu Youjian: "..."
Zhu Biao: "Old Fourth, you really are!" Why don't you open which pot! What if Xiao Chongzhen gets ill later! "
Zhu Youzhen: "I'm not sick..."
Zhu Di: "Hmm... Since "Chongzhen and the Rope" is unlikely, will it be "The Most Pity Prince Yiwen"? "
Zhu Biao: "..."
Zhu Youzhen: "Grandpa Cheng, you will pierce your heart!" "
Zhu Biao: "Why can't it be "Zhu Laosi's Fengtian Jing Difficulty"? "
Zhu Di: "..."
Zhu Di: "Seriously, I think there should always be "Yongle Prosperous" and "Zheng He Goes to the West"! "
Zhu Biao: "There should be "Love Brain Saint Sun", and "Ripe Second Son"! "
Zhu Di: "Big brother, you!" Since this is the case, then I have to move out of "Daming God of War Li Jinglong" and "Jianwen's Disappearance"! "
Zhu Biao: "What's about me, my son is from the school, I don't know who Zhu Yunjiang is." "
Zhu Biao: "Oh! I remember! Zhu Yunjiang seems to be your nephew, right? "
Zhu Di: "Big brother, you..."
Zhu Youjian: "Lie in the groove!" What a terrifying contest! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Okay, don't attack each other, we think, there should be "Zhu Chongba and His Bowl"!" "
Zhu Youjian: "Ah this... It is worthy of being Grandpa Taizu's early entrepreneurial partner..."
Zhu Youjian: "There should be my eldest brother's, right?" If nothing else, it should be called "The Carpenter Emperor"! "
Zhu Youxiao: "..."
Zhu Youxiao: "Since you said so, then I have to mention "Wei Zhongxian's Nightmare", "The Revival of the Donglin Party", "Li Zicheng's Unemployment", "Yuan Chonghuan Cut Mao Wenlong", "Emperor Taiji Broke into Jingshi "and "Chongzhen Hanged"! "
Zhu Youjian: "Woo-woo... Don't say it, don't say it..."
Zhu Youxiao: "Oh, by the way, there is also "Shunzhi Weeping Grave". "
Zhu Youjian: "Woo-woo... You have to make me cry to be happy..."
Zhu Di: "Xiao Chongzhen, you said that you messed with someone, not your eldest brother." "
Zhu Biao: "Xiao Chongzhen, you cry!" As long as you don't go crazy, just cry! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Oops! He begins (crying) (scratching his head) (walking around) (crying meaninglessly) (backflip away) (glooming crawling) (spasms) (roaring) (squirming) (eerie low roar) (splitting) (twisted walking)! "
Zhu Di: "Lie in the groove!" Xiao Chongzhen went crazy and was so terrifying! "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Quick!" Send him to a psychiatric hospital!! Fast!! "
Zhu Biao: "Where did this mental hospital come from!" Otherwise, Old Fourth, you can quickly use your "Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Determination" to give Xiao Chongzhen a telegram! "
Zhu Di: "This is the only way it can be done right now!" Xiao Chongzhen, I'm sorry! Look at me five! Thunder! Sky! Heart! Decide! "
"Zila zila~~"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Lie in the groove!" Fourth! The voltage is high! Stop it!! "。
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