The Ming Emperor’s chat group created a prosperous age of apocalypse

Chapter 189

Zhu Youxiao was also speechless by Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di...

He really couldn't understand how these two men managed to ride a tricycle and ride into a ditch...

The point is that the fall is quite serious!

One fell lame left leg, the other fell lame right ~ leg ...

Two crutches came from a distance on crutches, and they looked quite - harmonious ...

When Zhu Youxiao went to see these two old ancestors, the two old men were being criticized.

It was the Queen Ma who criticized them.

The person in charge of persuading (in fact, it is arching the fire) is Zhu Biao.

Empress Ma: "I really convinced you two!" Tell me about both of you, you're both a handful of age! Riding a tricycle can actually fall lame legs, is it a shame to lose it? "

Zhu Di: "Mom, the car is not ridden by me, but by my father... I sat back and didn't know anything, so I was dropped innocently, which can also be blamed on me..."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hey Fourth!" It's not you telling us to ride fast and try the riding skills of the "Autumn Mountain Rider God"! Why are you innocent now? "

Zhu Di: "Please, dad!" Even if it's fast, it's not that fast! I've shouted "ditch" to you! You are still in that "Ole Ole Ole Ole", I really convinced you! "

Zhu Yuanzhang: "I'm... We thought you were singing there! Who would have thought that there was really a ditch ahead! "

Zhu Youxiao: "..."

Empress Ma: "You two are really !! I'm really convinced..."

Zhu Biao: "Mom, don't be angry, dad and the fourth are not so unreliable for the first time, don't be angry." "

Empress Ma: "Alas! How can I not be angry, you look at your father and your brother like that! If you don't do business all day long, you know that you are fooling around outside! I'm still like a child! Is!! Alas..."

Empress Ma's mouth kept repeating, but her hand never stopped for a moment.

She had been helping the father and son, wiping the bruises on their legs with medicinal wine.

In the end, the medicinal wine was also wiped out, and Empress Ma couldn't keep chanting.

Seeing that the time was approaching for dinner, she was ready to start cooking.

Before going to cook, Empress Ma finally persuaded Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di to say a word.

"Heavy eight, old four! I said can you two learn more about the standard children and schools, and be as mature and stable as the two of them! "

Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Di: "..."

Zhu Biao: "It's the study!" "

Zhu Youxiao: "Eh..."

After saying that, Empress Ma went to cook.

After losing the threat of "Heavenly King Laozi Super One", Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di breathed a sigh of relief...

The father and son were back to back, spitting out the dissatisfaction in their hearts!

Zhu Di: "Dad, how old are we both, not mature enough?" Isn't it steady enough? "

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Both of us are people who have died once, of course they are mature!" Of course steady! "

Zhu Di: "But why do you want us to study big brother and Yuxiao?" Obviously, the years they both lived for not long ago! "

Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's probably because we are both old and have the smell of old people, so we don't like your mother... Oh, fickle woman! "

Zhu Di: "Wait dad!" I'm old, but I'm not like you! I don't have the smell of an old man! "

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Got it, you!" You kid hasn't bathed for more than half a month, how can it be tasteless! "

Zhu Di: "..."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Yes, next, I am afraid that our leg will have to be lame for more than half a month to get better!" Originally, I wanted to take the time to go to the Ministry of Agriculture to take a look, but now it's good, I can't go anywhere..."

Zhu Di: "I originally wanted to take the fleet to fight the Yin Kingdom, but now it's good, I can only be a kidnapper..."

Zhu Biao: "Huh... Then you two are really seriously delayed..."

Zhu Di: "Big brother, I haven't finished laughing, seriously!" "

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Forget the fourth, don't explain!" Your eldest brother is no longer the big brother you used to be, he is the same as your mother, he dislikes us for having an old man's taste! "

Zhu Biao: "..."

Zhu Di: "Eh..."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "But don't worry, the fourth!" Your eldest brother is no longer the big brother you used to be! But your dad and I'll always be your dad! "

Zhu Di: "..."

Zhu Biao: "Served..."

Zhu Youxiao: "Eh... Therefore, Grandpa Taizu, Grandpa Cheng, if there is nothing wrong with the two, I will go back to the palace first. "

Since Lao Zhu and Empress Ma had long moved out of the palace to live, Zhu Youxiao made a special trip out of the palace to visit them.

The two ancestors fell lame, and he had to take a look at it no matter what he said.

Moreover, the person who went to report the news to Zhu Youxiao at that time also described the situation of the "car accident" of the old Zhu Ye and the two is particularly exaggerated!

What: The situation is so bad that the tricycle frame is hit and deformed!

And what: originally three wheels, crashed into two!

The most exaggerated thing is: the two old men were frightened on the spot and convulsed, which seemed to have triggered hysteria!

Zhu Youxiao, who heard these news at that time, was stunned...

Can a car accident also cause hysteria?

What is this magical side effect?

With worry and curiosity, Zhu Youxiao hurriedly left the palace to visit!

Only after this look and inquiry did I know that the so-called hysteria was not hysteria at all...

But after these two father and son fell into the ditch, there were loaches in the ditch that drilled into their clothes...

In order to throw the loach out, the two danced the "Thunderbolt Laser Dance".

At first glance, I don't know and thought it was hysteria...

The hysteria dispelled the misunderstanding, and it was true that the tricycle lost two wheels.

It can only be said that the tricycle is not easy, and it has been ridden by Lao Zhu for most of the year, and it can be said that it has hit any wall.

Old Zhu is a practitioner, and there is nothing wrong with a bump, at most he will scratch some skin.

However, tricycles are not so good.

After half a year of "charging battle", the overwhelmed tricycle finally fell apart after falling into a ditch ...

In general, the old Zhu father and son did not fall too seriously, after all, these two masters are from the training family.

At most, it's just a foot and a little scratched skin.

This injury, compared with those injuries suffered during the previous war, is not worth mentioning at all!

After seeing that the old Zhu Ye and the two had nothing to do, Zhu Youxiao hurriedly returned to the palace.

Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's not by the school, your grandma has gone to cook, and then go back after eating, what's the hurry!" "

Zhu Di: "Is it really my nephew together?" "

Zhu Youxiao: "No, I made an appointment to discuss business, I think he should have arrived by this time, and I plan to talk and eat with him after I go back." "

Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's not... What kind of people? Such a big card? Do you want an emperor to rush to eat with him?" "

Zhu Youxiao: "It's not a question of cards, the main thing is that the matter discussed with him is very urgent!" In a word...... It's urgent! Grandpa Taizu, Grandpa Cheng, the two of you will recuperate your injuries first! I'll come to see you when I have time, and I'll take my leave! "

After Zhu Youxiao hurriedly finished speaking, he handed over and left.

He walked in a hurry and seemed to be busy.

Zhu Youxiao was indeed in a hurry, but in fact, it was not that urgent.

The reason why he walked so fast was actually afraid of staying and eating...

It's not that the rice cooked by Empress Ma is not delicious, the main thing is that the rice cooked by Empress Ma is too single...

Because Lao Zhu loves to eat flatbread, he still loves to eat very much, and he can't get tired of eating!

So the staple food of the old couple is almost a cake branded by Empress Ma herself!

In Zhu Yuanzhang's words, it is: the bread branded by the daughter-in-law has the taste of first love ~~

For Zhu Yuanzhang, the cake has the taste of first love, so it will not get tired of eating it every day! (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

For Queen Ma, since her man loves to eat, it is branded!

Even if she is allowed to burn the pie every day, she is 10,000 willing!

This couple is your will, but the others are not.

Zhu Biao actually doesn't like to eat flatbread, but because he was fed too much when he was a child, he got used to it.

And Zhu Youxiao, really can't get used to it...

Things like flatbread are not easy to digest, and it is acceptable to eat them once or twice once in a while.

But if you eat it regularly, it is a nightmare!

Before Old Zhu and Empress Ma went out of the palace to live, Zhu Youxiao had been eating in the palace for more than half a year, and Empress Ma personally branded the cake!

He felt like he was about to turn into a flatbread...

Zhu Youxiao didn't want to eat, but he couldn't stand the old Zhu couple, it was too "enthusiastic"!

So enthusiastic that if he didn't taste a bite, Lao Zhu would go straight to him and feed him personally...

And these two mouths are like the parents of the children, holding the big bread and saying to him every day: "The dishes made in the dining room are not good, they are not good for the teeth!" Eat more flatbread to be good for your teeth! "

Zhu Youxiao didn't know where these two old men heard these "truths"...

Presumably, it was said by some ancient "expert" ...

So, Zhu Youxiao ate a cake for half a year under the kind "feeding" of the old Zhu and the old couple...

Although I only eat such a small piece every day, after eating it for so long, the shadow still exists...

Needless to say, this cake is indeed quite grinding, but it can really exercise the teeth.

In order to avoid the attack of Big Pie, Zhu Youxiao urgently retreated.

After he left, Lao Zhu couldn't help but pout and complain: "Don't think we don't know, this kid from Yuxiao is afraid that we will feed him a big cake!" "

Zhu Biao: "Dad, you said that you and your mother are also true, Yuxiao he doesn't like to eat big cakes, why do you and your mother have to force him to eat it?" "

Zhu Yuanzhang: "What do you know, let's and your mother are for his good!" The meals in the palace are so rotten, if you eat such a rotten meal all the time, it is not good for your teeth! "

Zhu Biao: "Eh... It's not that we don't brush our teeth, why don't we have bad teeth... Besides, where did you hear all these words? "

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Let's think... Come to think of it! Let's listen to the fourth man say these words! The fourth said that he saw this statement in an ancient book! "

Zhu Biao: "Huh? I see that you said it so seriously, I thought you were listening to some divine doctor... The co-authorship listened to the fourth old..."

Zhu Di: "Eh! Big brother, you can't say that! What did I say? Am I not right! "

Zhu Biao: "Eh... Then I ask you, from what book did you read it? Where did the book come from? "

Zhu Di: "I want to think about it, I really forgot the name of that book." But I still remember the origin of that book, I took it from Xiao Chongzhen's library! "

Zhu Biao: "Little Chongzhen? "

Zhu Di: "Yes, his kid has a whole library!" There are all kinds of books in it, even the golden urn ... Ahem, in short, there are all books! "

Zhu Biao: "..."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "I, Nima... Fourth! The health care principles you swore to tell us were all read from Xiao Chongzhen's library? "

Zhu Di: "Yes, what's wrong?" Is there anything wrong? "

Zhu Yuanzhang: "What's wrong?" You tell me! Old bunny! Have you forgotten that Xiao Chongzhen is a person who reads everything! The books you can't read are his stall literature! "

Zhu Di: "It shouldn't be... Xiao Chongzhen just loves to read the script, so he shouldn't go to the stall to buy books..."

Zhu Biao: "I'm sorry to tell you that he especially likes to go to the stall to buy books, especially when he was a king." He not only loves to buy literature from street stalls, but even loves to visit the vegetable market. "

Zhu Di: "I wipe... Really fake? Big brother, how do you know? "

Zhu Biao: "Why, you don't believe it?" If you don't believe me, just call him and ask him. "

Zhu Di: "Hey! I really don't believe it! Xiao Chongzhen is a Wang Ye, there is nothing to visit any stall! What a wet market! "

Zhu Di, who did not believe in evil, opened the chat group interface and prepared to call Xiao Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen to inquire clearly.

As soon as you open the chat group interface, 999+ messages pop up.

Seeing so many chat records, Zhu Di frowned slightly and complained,

"I really convinced this group of people, where did they come from day to night! Especially this thick photo, he was there all day long "hahaha", and I don't know what he was ha..."

Zhu Yuanzhang came up: "Don't say it, we don't know what they are doing." Now the most active in the group are the two brats Houzhao and Chang Luo. These two really pee in a pot, and there are endless topics to talk about every day. "

At the same time, Zhu Biao, who was idle and fine, also came over.

With Zhu Di's index finger swiped up, the three looked at the records in the chat group together.

Zhu Houzhao: "Who in the family understands!" I paid a private visit today, and on the bank of the Qinhuai River in Yingtian, I met a lower head girl! "

Zhu Houzhao: "I just looked at her twice, and she actually said that I coveted her beauty!" Call me a hooligan! "

Zhu Houxi: "Eh... So, why are you looking at her more? "

Zhu Houzhao: "Because the whole street is the most ugly for her!" I thought about the first time I had seen such an ugly woman after almost thirty years of living, so I took two more looks! "

Zhu Houxi: "Served..."

Zhu Youzhen: "How ugly is it?" Can you elaborate on that? "

Zhu Yunjiang: "Xiao Chongzhen, the beauty doesn't see how good you are, but you are curious about how ugly the ugly person is, should you have an ugly fetish?" "

Zhu Changluo: "My poor examiner, not only schizophrenia, but also foreign body fetish, ugly fetish, it's really ..."

Zhu Yunjiang: "It's really hot Thai pants!" "

Zhu Youjian: "I really obeyed... What an ugly fetish! I just happened to be reading a book by King Qi Xuan and Zhong Wuyan, which said that Zhong Wuyan was extremely ugly! "

Zhu Youjian: "But this author's writing is really bad, and the appearance description does not show any characteristics other than the number of water words!" That's why I wanted Wu Zongye to say how ugly the woman he saw was, so that I could take on the role. "

Zhu Houxi: "King Qi Xuan? Zhong Wuyan? Still badly written? What kind of book are you reading? "

Zhu Youzhen: "Just ordinary words, buy it casually." "

Seeing the three old Zhu father and son here, their brows suddenly furrowed!

Wipe! Xiao Chongzhen should not really buy the literature of the stall!

At this moment, the most apprehensive thing in my heart is Zhu Di...

In case Xiao Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen really loves to buy stall literature...

And if the book he read was also stall literature...

That also shows that the "health preservation principles" that he swore to his father Zhu Yuanzhang before are false nine times out of ten!

And Zhu Youxiao ate the big cake for half a year in vain...

Zhu Di knew very well that if these two things were taken seriously, not only would daddy Zhu Yuanzhang not let him go!

Zhu Biao, the big brother who "protects his son's heart", will not let him go!

"Fourth, what are you still stunned for? Hurry up and call Xiao Chongzhen to ask clearly! "

Zhu Biao urged, and the fist cracked with a "click"!

Apparently, something is being prepared!

Zhu Di swallowed his saliva, and with apprehension, he dialed Xiao Chongzhen's phone... It....