Chapter 142
Chapter 142
[Results of this evaluation: You are a wise and brave emperor who is casual and free! ]
[In the politics and military of the dynasty, you have shown outstanding ruling ability at a young age!]
[And during the Hongzhi years, the civilian clique that was rampant and prevalent, and the clique of civil officials who held great power, under the various suppressions you borrowed from the "Eight Tigers" and "Yizi", their power was greatly reduced! ]
[Although you are immersed in the leopard room and do not enter the big house, you have never slackened when it comes to approving seals and deciding on major affairs of the dynasty!]
[When you were far away in Xuanfu, although you especially emphasized that the ministers were not allowed to come!]
[But the official document recital must be sent to the Zhenguo Mansion in one piece for you to consult!]
[You are greedy for fun and pleasure on the surface, but in fact, the city is quite deep, and playing with the dynasty is even more hand-holding!]
[During the Zhengde years of your reign, the country's finances became increasingly abundant, the disaster relief funds in various places were sufficient, and the disaster relief efforts were rapid and powerful!】
[Militarily, there were few wars during the Zhengde period, except for the rebellion of the Mongol prince Kobian and King Ning, there were almost no other particularly large wars. 】
[For the people, no war and no natural disasters are the best gift from heaven. 】
[You are well aware of the importance of diplomacy, so you personally received the Portuguese envoy and learned Portuguese from the entourage!]
[In addition, you will have a variety of foreign Chinese words!]
[You know Tibetan, you are proficient in Buddhist classics and Sanskrit, you have also learned Arabic, Mongolian!]
[You also like to chant and paint, and you are proficient in musical rhythm, you can be described as an all-round genius!]
[You also gave a poem to Yang Yiqing, a university scholar, and wrote in the poem "Shangma Liuzhi":]
["The heroic name of Zhengde has been spread, and the southern expedition and the northern conquest dare to take the lead. Mighty and peaceful in life, forever in the mountains and rivers and mountains for thousands of years!"
Zhu Yunjiang: "Well! Good poetry! Good poetry!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Houzhao boy, I didn't expect your level of poetry to be not bad, although it is a little worse than us, but it is not bad!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Ah... Ah, Grandpa Taizu, you can still compose poetry? The chicken cries and pouts that?"
Zhu Di: "I remembered!" The chicken croaked and pouted, and the chicken croaked twice and pouted. Although these two sentences are a little pulled, the "three and four sounds of the world are white, fade the residual stars and the moon" is good!"
Zhu Biao: "Don't mention this... Then the last two sentences are not at all..."
Zhu Di: "Ah, then the last two sentences were not written by my father? I will say how I feel that the last two sentences are like a basin with gold edges." "
Zhu Yunjiang: "Fourth uncle, you describe this way... Very apt!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hey, you look down on us, don't you! Have you forgotten that "after killing a million soldiers in Jiangnan, the sword on his waist is bloody! The old monk does not know the heroic man, just ask for the name?"
Zhu Di: "Yes, I almost forgot this one, this poem is really domineering! It is said that Dad wrote it when you rebelled, right?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "What kind of rebellion! Don't talk nonsense, let's call it an uprising!!
Zhu Youzhen: "Wait, this poem by Grandpa Taizu, how does it feel so familiar, I feel as if I have seen it somewhere..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Eh... Why have you kid read everything? I also read the book and the history books, so you just read the books when you have nothing to do?"
Zhu Changluo: "Grandpa Taizu, you don't know, my family has loved reading since he was a child, and as long as it is a book, he can read it." "
Zhu Houzhao: "Can you watch "Jin Pingmei"?"
Zhu Houxi: "Cousin, you are on stage, "Jin Ping Mei" seems to have been only available to my grandson Wanli Chao at that time, right?"
Zhu Houzhao: "Then aren't you also on stage?"
Zhu Houxi: "..."
Zhu Youjian: "Wait! I remembered it! There was a man named Quduan in the Song Dynasty, who wrote the seven-word "Hot Spring Temple"!
Zhu Yuanzhang: "..."
Zhu Di: "Read and listen." "
Zhu Youjian: "He once commanded 100,000 soldiers in Shanxi, and the sword on his waist was bloody. The mountain monk does not know the hero, so he will ask for the name!"
Zhu Di: "What my father wrote is: Kill a million soldiers in Jiangnan, and the sword on his waist is bloody! Shhhhh
Zhu Biao: "It's not just like... I only changed a few words..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "Good guy, co-authored grandpa, you engage in plagiarism!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "You talk nonsense! We don't! Who is this Quduan, such a nameless and nameless person, we have never heard of it! Maybe it was made up by this kid Xiao Chongzhen!"
Zhu Youjian: "Grandpa Taizu, you can question my ability, but I read a lot and never forget my ability, you can't question this!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Hey... You boy!"
Zhu Biao: "Dad, I said long ago that you should not pretend to be forced, this time you pretend to be a grandson, right?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Who wants Xiao Chongzhen to read any book!"
Zhu Houzhao: "So Xiao Chongzhen, have you seen "Jin Pingmei"?"
Zhu Youjian: "Eh... I said I hadn't seen it, do you believe it?"
Zhu Houzhao: "Haven't you forgotten?
Zhu Houxi: "Cousin, this is not good, so many people." "
Zhu Houzhao: "Many people are exciting!"
Zhu Di: "What a fucking pervert..."
Zhu Changluo: "I'm ashamed of myself as a pervert..."
The review continues.
[Although your achievements are great, your personal style problem is very big!]
[You covet beauty, not only have you done things to rob people's women, but you have never let go of a married woman!]
[In addition, you are also looking for pederasty!]
[Since you are not "obedient" like your father Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youzhuang, plus there is indeed a problem with your style!]
[So, you who offended the civil service group and carried a lot of bad smell and insults!]
[Under the spread of the civil official collective, people in the world say that you, the emperor, are absurd and violent, and you are a rare unscrupulous monarch!]
[For these, you have heard so-called, and you have been thunderous because of this!]
[However, the world is so big, if you want to block the mouths of everyone, it is really difficult as the blue sky!]
[You gave up "whitewashing" and chose "live a happy life"!]
[You are still a romantic emperor!]
[Although your harem is beautiful three thousand, and there are both men and women, young and old!]
[But you will always pamper someone in a certain period of time!]
[For example, "Liu Niangniang", although she was born low, you don't care at all. 】
[For one of her hairpins, you are even willing to let the army stop the process and stay still for three days, just to find a hairpin!]
[This is quite absurd, but for you, this represents "romance"!]
[Because there is no hairpin, after you were greeted by the beauty "don't see the hairpin and don't come", you chose to personally sail on the river and rush back day and night, just to pick up Liu Niangniang to spend the night together!]
[As the emperor, you gave up your body to row yourself, but you don't feel tired at all!]
[But the army accompanying you is tired. 】
[To sum up, you are a capable, but ridiculous emperor!]
[This evaluation has ended, the evaluation score will be announced after all group member evaluations, please wait!]
The review of Zhu Houzhao is over.
For Zhu Houzhao's various political abilities, all emperors recognized it. (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Fiction Network!)
But for Zhu Houzhao's private life and style, all the emperors were speechless...
Zhu Houxi: "Brother Huang, you ... I can only convince you ... You have to let the child go..."
Zhu Houzhao: "I can say this, I was smeared..."
Zhu Di: "I advise you not to question the evaluation results of the system, and be careful that it will make your old bottom pocket cleaner next time!"
Zhu Yunjiang: "In fact, in addition to those perverted hobbies, Azhao is quite romantic, and he actually rowed for a concubine." "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "What kind of romance is this, he is ridiculous!"
Zhu Houxi: "Indeed... But then again, cousin, it's better to stay away from the water's edge and try not to walk the waterway. "
Zhu Houzhao: "Why? The waterway is convenient! And I like fishing very much!
Zhu Houxi: "Eh... Guess why I took the throne?"
Zhu Houzhao: "Could it be that I fell into the water while fishing and drowned?"
Zhu Houxi: "It's not fishing, you are too excited when you are a net fish, you have to start it yourself." This one starts, and you fall. "
Zhu Houzhao: "No! I'm gone?"
Zhu Houxi: "It's not that much, you can't do it a few months after you rescued it, I don't know the specific reason, after all, I was only fourteen years old at that time, and I was still a child." "
Zhu Yunjiang: "An old traitorous and cunning child!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Something is wrong, it has been falling into the water for several months, and it is wrong when you look at it!
Zhu Jianshen: "This is very likely, after all, your father and I were sent away by prescribing medicine indiscriminately." "
Zhu Di: "This is too hospital, I don't think there is any need to keep it, just disband!
Zhu Houzhao: "Alas... That's it, when I go back and clean up those bastards! Nonsense, my reputation is so ugly in the evaluation, and it will be passed on to future generations, what kind of ugly thing should it be?"
Zhu Houxi: "You have to ask Yuxiao about this, he is the group leader in us, and he knows the most." "
Zhu Houzhao: "Didn't he say it, just four words: don't do personnel... But I want to know more specific, but I don't want to know too specific..."
Zhu Youxiao: "Let's just say that if the princes of the Qing Dynasty did not study well when they were studying, their teachers would scare them: Do you want to learn Zhu Houzhao?"
Zhu Houzhao: "..."
Zhu Youxiao: "It's probably just like this, Martial Sect Master, can you understand?"
Zhu Houzhao: "Can it be... But...... In other words, besides me, who is the second miserable Daming Emperor who was hacked?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Eh... That should be... That's me. "
Emperors: "???"
Zhu Yunjiang: "'Isn't it, Agiao, it's actually you?
Zhu Youxiao: "Zuo is just to spoil the castration party, mutilate Donglin Party and other "loyal" people, and then he is illiterate and addicted to carpenter work, anyway, he is not better than Wu Zongye." "
Zhu Houzhao: "Good guy, I really didn't expect that the one who carried the insult with me was actually you Agiao!"
Zhu Houxi: "I didn't expect it, I thought it would be Xiao Chongzhen who died in the country." "
Zhu Youzhen: "Don't say it, I think so too!"
Zhu Youxiao: "The Qing Dynasty people are very smart, they will not touch the last emperor, and when they enter the customs, they still use the name of avenging Chongzhen." "
Zhu Youjian: "I wipe it, avenge me, what about Huang Taiji's face?"
Zhu Youxiao: "At that time, Huang Taiji was already dead, and it was his younger brother Dolgon who entered the pass. At that time, the Jingshi was occupied by Li Zicheng, and the Qing army had to find a reason to block the mouths of the common people and landlords and rich people when they entered the customs. So the Qing army entered the customs in the name of avenging you. "
Zhu Youjian: "I served... So why are you hacked so badly, big brother?"
Zhu Youxiao: "There must be someone to carry the pot of the country, since that person is not you, then it can only be me and Wanli who go up." After all, the father died early, and this pot could not be buckled on him. "
Zhu Changluo: "... It turns out that dying early is also beneficial..."
Zhu Houxi: "So the third person I was hacked the most is my grandson Wanli?"
Zhu Youxiao: "So to speak, but he is not completely innocent, after Zhang Juzheng's death, he has been diligent for many years. Later, slowly, because of the mess such as the establishment of the crown prince, he gradually became completely rotten. "
Zhu Houxi: "What about the fourth to last being hacked the worst?
Zhu Youxiao: "Eh... That should be you. "
Zhu Houxi: "... Because of what?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Zuo is just not in the dynasty for more than twenty years, and he is addicted to cultivating immortal refining pills. And later, Hai Rui's "Public Security Loose" directly added a height to your insult, and also added a height to his own integrity. "
Zhu Houxi: "Ah!! Hairui, this bastard!!!!
Zhu Houzhao: "Apart from us, who else has been hacked?"
Zhu Youxiao: "How to say, among these people present, except for Xingzongye's good reputation, the rest have almost been hacked." In later generations, it was even rumored that the emperors of the Ming Dynasty were all strange. "
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Except for our shoehorn face, what have the rest of the Daming emperors been hacked?"
Zhu Youxiao: "This is a bit much, I can't remember it for a while." What is more prominent is that Emperor Xuanzong likes to fight clams, and is said to be not doing his job. Not to mention Yingzong, the deeds of the war god of Tumu Fort can be described as a classic forever. Kenzō... Just like old women. "
Zhu Youxuan: "I can't always be hacked, right?"
Zhu Youxiao: "Don't say, Master Xiaozong, you really don't, and you are still regarded as a model of "one life and one couple"." "
Zhu Gaozhi: "No, I'm not strange! They can't even be black, right?
Zhu Zhanji: "Dad, what you said seems to be as if we are all strange except for you..."
Zhu Youxiao: "Oh, I almost forgot, Master Renzong, you don't seem to have any stains, after all, your reign is short." "
Zhu Changluo: "School, my reign is shorter, so there should be no stain, right?"
Zhu Youjian: "Father Emperor, the Eighth Daughter of the Night Emperor, the Red Pill case, these are not considered stains?
Zhu Changluo: "... Be careful when your daddy beats you!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Night Royal Eight Girls? I'll go! I didn't expect Aluo, you can also play so well!"
Zhu Changluo: "Master Wuzong, don't listen to my son's nonsense, he is still young and does not understand things, and he likes to talk indiscriminately!"
Zhu Youjian: "I'm twenty-five, father and emperor..."
Zhu Changluo: "Shh! don't talk! In your father's eyes, you will always be your father's baby~"
Zhu Youjian: "Damn, it's so disgusting... Big brother, can you kick him out?"
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