He just acted as a dead man, how did he become a best actor?

Chapter 158 What A Good Erlang Shen!

The movie starts.

The opening of the movie was very dull. In a desolate farmland, a young boy appeared.

This young man is very fat. His width and height are almost the same. He has a white cloth covering his forehead. He is holding a huge hoe and is working hard to hoe the fields: "Hey, hey, hey..."

There was a backpack on the stone next to it. In the backpack was a little girl. She looked less than a year old. She had braids and a runny nose. She looked at the boy happily and waved her little hands.

He shouted with unclear enunciation: "Second brother, come on...come on!"

After hearing the little girl cheering, the boy became more motivated and worked harder.

At this time, a gentle and quiet woman walked out of a house not far away and shouted to the young man: "Erlang, it's time to eat!"

The young man was very excited: "It's time to cook, my mother!"

He dropped the hoe and ran back.

But he ran back halfway, picked up the basket, and came back with the little girl.

Next, it's time to eat.

There are a total of 5 people in this family, sitting around the dinner table.

There are two adults, probably parents. The father looks more serious, and the mother looks gentle and kind.

There are three children, two teenagers and a little girl, with completely different shapes.

The first boy is taller, looks mature and stable, but also very thin. He is somewhat similar to his father, so he seems to be the eldest brother.

The second boy is a farming boy. He is very fat and is more than twice the size of his eldest brother.

The third one is the little girl, so small that she almost sits on the table.

Their appetite is also different.

The elder brother is a normal bowl, just like his parents.

The little girl is a small bowl, and the field is small and cute.

But when it was the boy's turn to do the job, he turned into a loser.

At this time, my father sat down, picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and said to everyone: "Let's start eating!"

Everyone started to move, and the parents and first mate began to chew slowly.

The little girl imitated the adults to eat, but she ate not too fast.

Only the young man devoured it with great enthusiasm: "It's delicious! It's delicious! I like dry rice the most..."

Half of the rice in the rice bucket was gone in the blink of an eye.

Father frowned and said sternly: "Erlang, how many times have I told you not to make any noise while eating!"

The poor boy put down his rice pail and said aggrievedly: "But I'm hungry..."

The father's voice became more stern: "It's not okay to be hungry. You must eat slowly and quietly. This is the rule at the dinner table. People must abide by the rules, understand?"

"I understand, Dad!" The young boy responded aggrievedly.

So, he endured his hunger and "chewed slowly".

At this time, the audience was a little confused.

"Isn't this chubby young man Erlangshen Erlangshen?"

"Probably! You see, others call him Erlang!"

"So, the eldest brother should be Yang Jiao, and the little girl should be the Third Holy Mother?"

"Damn it! This is the first time I've seen such a fat Erlang Shen Yang Jian, and he's also a loser. It's so subversive of my understanding!"

"My image has completely collapsed! Brother, give me back the handsome and awe-inspiring Erlang Shen Zhenjun!"

The movie continues.

There was no nightlife in ancient times. After eating, everyone had a rest.

However, after finishing the meal, the young man still felt very hungry. He lay on the bed and tossed and turned, holding his stomach and wailing: "I'm so hungry! I really want to eat [I really want to eat..."

The infant girl shouted with all her strength:!"

The boy who worked hard immediately became energetic and ran over immediately, asking with concern: "Sister, what can I do for you?"

The little girl took out half a piece of steamed bun from her arms and presented it like a treasure: "Here...here you!"

The boy who was doing the cooking was shocked: "Sister, where did you get the steamed buns?"

"I secretly...secretly...save it for you, eat it quickly!" the little girl said happily.

The young man was very moved and his eyes filled with tears: "Thank you sister, sister, you are so kind. Brother, I will always protect you!"

But after eating half a piece of steamed bun, the boy was still very hungry.

It was late at night and everyone was sleeping, but he secretly ran out to find something to eat.

I searched all over the living room and randomly

I searched all over the kitchen and couldn't find it.

I searched all over the toilet, but there was none.

Audience: (one by one)!!

But there is always a way, and he found a mouse. It was holding a small piece of rice ball in its mouth. It looked very fragrant and tempting, so he chased it without hesitation.

"Little mouse, don't run away~"!

"As the saying goes, everyone who meets you has his share. Shouldn't you give me a share?"

"Don't worry, I will never eat too much!"

"I'll eat you!"

He chased him from the room to the yard, from the yard to the farmland, and from the farmland to the orchard.

Just chasing all the way, the mouse finally rolled his eyes in exhaustion.

The boy who worked hard grabbed a rice ball the size of a fingernail from the mouse's mouth and ate it happily.

He raised his head, his face full of intoxication: "This rice is so fragrant! It's plump, white and translucent, and there are sesame seeds on it. No...it seems to be mouse droppings...cough cough

Audience: (one_one)!!

At this moment, Tianfan boy found that he had arrived at his neighbor's house unknowingly.

There is a persimmon tree planted in the neighbor's house. The persimmons are ripe and hanging on the tree like small lanterns. They exude an alluring fragrance. The young boy's mouth watered when he saw it: "I really want to eat it..."

Then he shook his head violently: "No! My parents told me not to steal other people's things!"

The next second later, he drooled again: "But I'll just eat a little, should everything be fine?"

The next second later, he shook his head again: "No! If my parents find out, they will be very disappointed and angry!"

The next second, he continued to drool: "But I'm really hungry!"

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Just go back and forth like this, hesitating.

In the end, sensibility defeated rationality after all, and he climbed up the tree with dexterity.

First pick off a big persimmon and put it inside.

"This is for my sister!"

He picked another big persimmon and put it in his arms.

"This is for big brother!"

Picked two more big persimmons.

"These two can't be given to my parents. When they find out, they will definitely beat me up, so I'll eat them myself!"

So, he started eating with peace of mind: "I'll just eat a little bit and then leave after eating!"

As a result, I couldn't stop eating it.

By accident, I ate all the persimmons on the tree.

"It's over, you've caused big trouble!"

The young man working the rice was sweating profusely and was extremely anxious. He just wanted to run back and pretend he didn't know anything.

But he couldn't run away. A black puppy ran out of nowhere, biting his trousers and making a barking sound.

So the neighbors knew.

His parents also knew about it and kept apologizing to the neighbors.

Both parents were very angry, and the father criticized loudly: "Erlang, look at the good things you have done! I have told you over and over again that you must abide by the rules, rely on your own hands to have enough food and clothing, and do not eat other things secretly, no matter how hungry you are. !As a result, you turned a deaf ear to my words. Do you still have me as your father in your heart?"

The boy who worked hard felt very regretful: "Dad, I'm sorry, I won't dare to do it again next time..."

"Is there a next time?" The father took out a ruler and hit the boy's hand hard.

The young man who worked for rice screamed again and again, and his eyes were filled with tears.

The mother couldn't bear it: "Husband, forget it. The child is young and ignorant..."

"This is no excuse! Regardless of whether you are an adult or a child, you must accept punishment if you make a mistake!"

The father put away the ruler, but still said sternly: "Erlang, I won't beat you, but you must make up for the trouble you caused yourself! From today on, your food intake will be halved!"

"Besides, if you continue to farm and work for your neighbors, you can repay their debts! The punishment will end when you finish repaying it!"

"If you do it again next time, don't recognize me as your father again!"

As a result, the boy's work doubled, but his rice was reduced by half.

Although he was very hungry, he never dared to steal food again.

Because after this incident, he grew up, understood the rules, and understood that everyone must abide by the rules.

Don't act recklessly just because you are young.

Seeing this, countless parents nodded secretly.

“This movie is very educational and it’s a great idea to take your kids to see it!”

They lowered their heads, looked at the children's gaze, and smiled secretly.

“What’s more, it’s very beautiful and the children were fascinated by it!”

After a period of hard work, the boy finally paid off his debt and could eat as much as before.

At the same time, we also have a little black dog as a friend. Everyone plays freely and even cooks together.

I thought that life would be so carefree.

But something unexpected happened, and his mother was eventually discovered by Heaven.

It turns out that his mother is not an ordinary peasant woman, but Yunhua, the sister of the Jade Emperor, a deity in the sky, who came down to earth to marry his father and gave birth to their three children.

This was a violation of heaven's rules, so the Jade Emperor sent out heavenly soldiers and generals to capture him.

In order to save her husband and children, his mother did not resist and voluntarily followed the heavenly soldiers and generals back to accept the punishment.

As a result, a beautiful family was broken.

The young man was very sad and wanted to save his mother, but he didn't have the ability.

I groaned all day and night, my appetite was reduced by half and I couldn't eat anymore.

At this moment, a fat and bloated man appeared with a big belly and said in a Sichuan accent: "My dear, what happened to you, you are so unhappy?"

"It's Tai Er Zhenren!"

"Tai Er's real appearance is still so funny!"

"Ha ha.………"

Many children screamed with excitement.

Many viewers were also excited.

Tai Er Zhenren has come out, can Xiao Nezha be far behind?

The young man who worked hard sighed, put his hands on his chin, and looked at the sky sadly: "I did encounter a sad thing, but you can't help me if I tell you, so I won't tell you, lest everyone be unhappy! "

Master Taier was unhappy. He bumped his belly and said very proudly: "How do you know that I can't help you? Let me tell you, I am a god in the sky. There are still things that gods can't solve?"

As he said that, he also showed off his magical powers to prove his ability.

The young man's eyes lit up, but then dimmed quickly: "Even if you are a god, you can't help me! Because I offended the boss of the gods - the Jade Emperor.

Then, the boy who worked hard told the whole story.

At this moment, a child with hot wheels and thick smoky makeup fell down and said in disbelief: "Why are you afraid of him? My fate is up to me, so let's go to the sky together.

Get your mother back!"

The whole place was boiling, and the audience was excited again.

"It's Nezha!"

"My favorite Nezha appears!"

||It still tastes the same, my fate is up to me!”

"Just do it, haha!"

Master Taier was so frightened that his whole body was trembling with fat.

He quickly covered Nezha's mouth, looked around with a stern look, and whispered: "Don't talk nonsense! If you really go to heaven, you don't have to come back! I'm a jade

I can stab you to death with just one finger!"

"So, you have no choice, right?" The boy who was preparing the meal said disappointedly.

"Fat boy, if I want to save your mother, I can only rely on you!" Master Taier said.

"But I'm just an ordinary boy. I can't even fly. How can I save my mother?" The boy's eyes were filled with despair.

"Fat boy, don't underestimate yourself!"

Master Taier said with a serious face: "Actually, you are half human and half god, with half the blood of an immortal in your body! As long as you learn an immortal method and activate the blood in your body, you will become stronger.

Get older! In this way, there is a chance to save your mother!"

"Is it true?" The young man rekindled his hope.

Tai Er's face became more serious: "Of course it is true. I am a god, how could I lie to you?"

"Then can you teach me the immortal method?" the young man asked.

"What's so difficult about this? I'll teach you. It depends on me..." Nezha interrupted.

"You little magic pill, don't cause trouble for me, stay alone!"

Tai Er blasted Nezha away, then came back and said, "I can't, but my senior brother Yu Ding can, I'll take you to see him right now!"

Next, Master Taier and Nezha took the young man to pay homage to Master Yuding.

Under the earnest words of the two of them, Master Yuding agreed to accept the young man as his apprentice and teach him his immortal skills.

So Yu Fan stayed here and learned the magic of immortality.

I don’t know if my qualifications are too dull. I have studied for a long time and learned nothing.

Nezha knew ordinary spells after seeing them once, but he had learned them hundreds of times and still couldn't use them. He even doubted whether he really had immortal blood in his body, otherwise why would he smile like that?

But later I accidentally discovered that after he had eaten and drank enough, he was very energetic and learned everything quickly.

So he quickly learned spells while cooking.

However, this learning method also has a side effect, that is, you get hungry faster.

In the past, we ate from bucket to bucket, but now we eat from mountain to mountain.

(Come on) Every day I am either working on food or on the way to work on it.

Even Master Yuding, who is an immortal, is a little restless.

At this time, he looked at the young man who had finished another rice mountain, and his face twitched: "Junior brother, I finally know why you didn't accept him as your disciple, but sent him to me instead.

Come on! It turns out that you have known for a long time that he is a foodie, and he is very good at eating. Only by eating can you awaken your divine power, right?"

Master Taier said with a guilty conscience: "Brother, what nonsense are you talking about? My magic power is not as good as yours, how can you tell?"

"You bastard lied to me!" Master Yuding was very angry: "You made me miserable when we were not immortals! Now that we have become immortals, you still won't let me go.

I'll beat you to death!"

As a result, the two immortals got into a fight, and Master Taier was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen: "It hurts, it hurts... Brother, please be gentle!"

This funny scene made everyone laugh.

In the process of cultivation, Nezha often came to play with and play with the young boy.

For Nezha, he has so few friends that every one counts.

There are very few friends who are as playful as Ganfanboy, and they must be deeply friends.

In addition to playing by himself, he also introduced his good friend Ao Bing to the hardworking boy, and the three of them played shuttlecock together.

Their deep friendship was cultivated at this time.

On this day, Master Taier brought good news.

"My dear, I have already inquired from heaven. Your mother has violated the rules of heaven and is now being imprisoned in Peach Mountain! As long as you can split Peach Mountain, you will rescue your mother!"

"Okay, I understand!" Young Yu Fan's eyes were very firm: "I must quickly become stronger now, rescue my mother from Taoshan, and reunite our family.

After saying that, he immediately lay down on the rice mountain and started to cook vigorously.

As he worked more and more, Yu Fan became stronger and stronger.

His physical strength has also reached the standard of a god. He is so powerful that he can serve as a teacher and save his mother.

"Mom, I'm here to save you now!"

He couldn't wait to rush to Taoshan. .