webnovel Chapter 138 The Male God Became So Ruthless That He Didn't Even Let Himself Go!
Chapter 138 The Male God Became So Ruthless That He Didn't Even Let Himself Go!
Lu Jinfei's agent is really professional.
When this hot spot explodes, seize it immediately and find the navy to promote it crazily.
Lu Jinfei has a girlfriend!
His girlfriend celebrates her 80th birthday today!
He loves his girlfriend very much, and stays together regardless of worldly views!
The top class Feifei fell in love with the old baby and her house collapsed!
As a result, the popularity of this wave became higher and higher, to the point where the streets and alleys heard about it.
Even many old ladies on crutches are paying attention.
Who is not an old baby, they also need someone to love, longing for a handsome, wealthy and young man like Lu Jinfei to love them fiercely.
This wave of enthusiasm also drove the movie "Charlotte Annoyance", making it even more influential.
In this wave of traffic, the agent is happy, Lin Beifan is happy, the fans are happy, but Lu Jinfei is not happy.
"Enough!!!"
"There is no end!!!"
At this point, the movie continues.
The protagonist Charlotte finally appears.
His appearance was very dramatic. He was a poor loser who had accomplished nothing, but in order to save face, he found a good buddy and borrowed his girlfriend's luxury car to pretend to be a successful person.
But in the end, his wife Ma Dongmei came to the door and exposed his face.
The two parties made a fuss at the wedding venue.
Charlotte was very angry, so she ran to the bathroom to wash her face, and then traveled back to high school.
"It turns out to be a time-travel movie!"
"After he travels back to the past, he should find a way to make up for his legacy, right?"
"So, what is he going to do?"
This plot attracted everyone.
After crossing, Charlotte, as everyone expected, made up for the regrets of her youth.
He takes revenge on the teacher who once humiliated him, pursues Qiuya, the school beauty who never forgets, and attacks Yuan Hua, the love rival who pretends to be cool and handsome.
As for his wife who has always loved him, he discards her like clogs.
During this process, a lot of jokes were made, and the laughter in the projection hall couldn't stop.
Of course, after time-traveling, Charlotte must definitely develop her career.
The way he develops his career is very simple, that is to take advantage of his rebirth, write songs that will become popular later, sing them himself, and become a big star himself.
Among them, the songs he copied the most were Jay Chou's songs.
"Nunchaku", "Dragon Fist", "Sunshine", "Class Two of Three Years", "Love in BC"...
"Fuck! This is Jay's way, and Jay has nowhere to go!" The fans were all shocked, and they looked forward to the next plot even more.
However, at the beginning, Charlotte did not have the resources and contacts, so the development was not smooth.
So, he copied out the song "Youth Meets".
This is the song of the national goddess Bai Yuluo, it is included in the second album, and it is also the title song.
At this time, Bai Yuluo had already made his debut.
An album is platinum, and the songs spread all over the streets and alleys, becoming the most powerful newcomer in entertainment.
It was through this song that he got in touch with Bai Yuluo, who was faintly already at the top, and hoped that the other party would give him a hand.
Everyone was stunned when they saw this scene.
"The director can really work hard, he can think of such a plot!"
"It's not the director who can make things happen, but the male god who can make things happen!"
"Try another person, and see if Bai Yuluo can fix you!"
Bai Yuluo, who got the title song, was ecstatic, met Xia Luo, and agreed to give him a hand.
The two sang the song "Youth Meet" together.
As a result, Charlotte became popular all over the country!
After becoming famous, he stopped studying, chased after the school beauty, and even dumped his former wife Yuan Yuan.
At the same time, he also began to fall.
Because making money is too easy for him!
As long as he is short of money, he will write songs and release albums to ensure that someone will buy it.
It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to write songs, but isn’t it just copying?
There are hundreds of fire songs in his memory!
So, he became more and more popular!
Finally, I also participated in the program "The Voice of Xia Guo", which was popular all over the country at that time, and met the fledgling Liu Jielun.
"This is really Jay Chou, he came to play a guest role!"
"Li Gui met Li Kui, now it's a good show!"
"Will they fight?"
Everyone had fun and looked forward to the next plot.
At this time, Jay Lau sang a new song on stage.
Charlotte was dumbfounded when he heard the voice and the song, because he knew that the singer was the future super rookie king Jay Lau.
Every time the other party sings one more song, he will sing one less song and make a lot less money.
Moreover, he was very worried that Jay Liu had already made his mark, would he lose everything about him?
After all, I am a fake, and the other party is real!
When the fake meets the real, it will naturally reveal itself!
He was very scared, he didn't want to face Jay Liu, and he didn't want to lose everything now!
Frustrated and angry, he actually rushed to the stage and beat up Jay Lau who was singing, causing an uproar.
Afterwards, Jay Chou, who was full of injuries, faced the reporters' interviews and said very sadly: "I don't know why this happened, I actually really like Charlotte, I like every song of his! I usually I also create, but I don't know why, I have been living in his shadow!"!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
In the theater, everyone laughed like thunder.
"This scene made me laugh!"
Liu Yue covered her stomach and laughed: "I copied the song of the master, and then dragged the master over to complain... This is too good at playing! God, are you trying to laugh me to death in the movie theater? ?Ha ha
The story of "Liu Jielun was plagiarized and beaten violently by the plagiarists" quickly became a trending topic!
Netizens are dumbfounded.
"What? Jay was plagiarized and beaten up?"
"Who is so arrogant and dares to bully Jay?"
"What day is it today, stars have accidents one after another?"
Everyone paid attention.
Well, it turned out to be the plot in the movie.
But Jay Lau knows traffic, he reposted this trending search, and uploaded an aggrieved expression, which amused everyone.
As the movie continued, Charlotte was afraid of losing everything she had, so she used her connections to block Liu Jielun.
Because I was in a bad mood, I took a few out for some relaxation in a Yoyo.
But he was found by his wife Qiuya.
His wife doesn't care about the young models around him at all, she only cares about his career and whether he can still sing.
So, "Sangha Son" Charlotte composed a song on the spot.
"You are my little apple, I can never love you too much..."
Everyone is numb.
"The male god became so ruthless that he wouldn't even let himself go!"
"Yeah, even "Little Apple" has contributed!"
"Who is this Charlotte, is it the child of destiny?"
At this time, they met Yuan Hua who was fishing.
Yuan Hua's father went in, so Yuan Hua's life became sad, and he could only fish for a living.
Charlotte invited the other party to do things for him.
It seems to be well-intentioned, and it is nothing more than wanting to hit the former rival in love in this way and show his sense of superiority.
In the following days, Charlotte became more and more prosperous, but he just couldn't be happy.
Because he felt that the people around him gathered together for his fame and fortune, not for him.
These people don't like him, they just like the fame and wealth behind him.
Without these, these people would definitely run away.
He felt very lonely and very uninterested.
At this time, he thought of his former wife Ma Dongmei and the years they had been together.
At that time, although life was very bitter, his wife Ma Dongmei still persisted.
It was him who lost the other party.
So, he went crazy to look for Ma Dongmei, wanting to be with her again.
Finally, they found out about Ma Dongmei's whereabouts, in a remote and simple private house.
When he came, he found a person sitting at the door, so he stepped forward to inquire.
"Fuck! He's a god!"
"The male god I've never forgotten has finally appeared!"
"This attire...is very charter!"
Everyone gets excited.
At this time, Lin Beifan was wearing a white vest, colorful beach pants, flip-flops, and holding a banana fan in one hand, leisurely lying on the rocking chair to cool off.
On the waist of his trousers, there is still a long bunch of keys hanging.
No matter how you look at it, it looks like a charterer.
Charlotte came over, looked at Lin Beifan and asked, "Brother, is Ma Dongmei's house upstairs at B22?"
Lin Beifan was expressionless: "Ma Dong what?"
Charlotte lowered her head and said loudly: "Ma-dong-mei!"
Lin Beifan still had no expression: "What Dongmei?"
Charlotte raised her voice: "Ma-dong-mei!"
Lin Beifan still had no expression on his face: "What's the matter?"
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"Haha..." Everyone laughed out loud.
Li Yue laughed until her stomach ached: "The conversation between the two is so funny! Just two or three sentences like this, just hit my point of laughter, it's so funny!"
At this time, Charlotte stretched out her hand and dripped out the ear cold in her ear.
Lin Beifan finally looked over seriously.
"Brother, I want to ask you, is Ma Dongmei's house upstairs at Block 322?" Charlotte took out a few big bills from her wallet: "As long as you tell me, the money will be yours!"
Lin Beifan was very disdainful: "It's just such a small amount of money, it's a waste of beggars!"
Charlotte was stunned: "You can't look down on hundreds of dollars, are you rich?"
Lin Beifan lay down comfortably, pointed behind him, and proudly said: "Did you see those houses, they are all mine!"
Charlotte sneered: "It's just a few broken houses, what's the big deal?"
"I mean, the area behind me is mine!"
The camera zooms out, and a residential area full of buildings is presented in front of everyone.
"Damn! So many houses!"
"The male god is acting in his true colors, it's too vivid, I can't laugh!"
"This is the real Son of Destiny, just lie down and win, and the protagonist will be hanged!"
Everyone laughed out loud again.
Charlotte took out all the money in the wallet, and her voice was much lower: "Brother, is this all right?"
Lin Beifan took the money and went dark.
Charlotte finds Ma Dongmei and wants to take her away, and the two live a happy life together.
However, Ma Dongmei did not agree.
They also found Ma Dongmei's current husband, Dachun, and hoped that the other party would give Ma Dongmei to him.
As a result, he was beaten up by the angry Dachun.
So in the end, although he had money, he lost his most sincere feelings.
Later, he used up the advantages of rebirth, and he could no longer sing new songs.
And his wife, Qiu Ya, was secretly having sex with her first love, and his mother and his good brother were also getting together, all coveting his wealth.
And he still
Infected with AIDS, life is not long.
So he broke the pot, announced his permanent withdrawal from the music scene, and jumped from upstairs to downstairs, ending this boring life.
Finally he woke up and found himself still in the wedding bathroom.
It turned out that everything I saw was just a dream I had.
Now, he woke up and knew what he really wanted, so he and his wife got back together.
The movie ends here.
The fans walked out of the cinema contentedly.
々. "Charlotte Annoyance", highly recommended!"
"This movie is so funny, there is a laughing point almost every two minutes, people can't help laughing!"
"And, in the movie, there are a lot of easter eggs!"
"Feifei, Jay Chou, Bai Yuluo and the male god all gave wonderful performances that made people laugh so hard!"
"The male god did not disappoint me, this movie is worth watching!"
"This is definitely the best movie in the Spring Festival, I have to watch it again!"
So, "Charlotte Annoyance" exploded!
It just exploded!
But now word of mouth came out, he exploded once again!
Those who bought the tickets were looking forward to it, while those who didn't got the tickets were very itchy, wishing they could rush to the cinema right away.
So on the first day of the Lunar New Year, the streets outside were deserted, but the cinema was very lively, because families lined up to watch "Charlotte Annoyance".
Bai Yuluo also specially called to congratulate: "People say this movie is very good, so I want to watch it. Do you have a ticket? Let's go and see it together, how about it?"
Lin Beifan covered his face: "Movie tickets have been sold out long ago, and I can't buy them myself!"
Bai Yuluo asked in surprise, "Such an exaggeration?"
"It's that exaggerated!"
Under this heat, many actors in the movie became popular!
The hottest thing is naturally the protagonist Shen Pain!
With his superb acting skills and funny talent, he has become the hottest person!
Next is Ma Dongmei.
She was originally a second-tier star, and she became a first-tier star with this movie.
There is also a pure and sexy school girl, it's hot!
Yuan Hua with his own bgm is also popular!
It can even be said that all important characters who have a part in the scene are all popular!
The power of the golden finger in the entertainment industry can be seen!
With such popularity, the film scheduling rate of "Charlotte Annoyance" has increased, reaching an astonishing 45%.
And his single-day box office also exceeded 500 million in one fell swoop!
Correspondingly, the screening rate of other films has been squeezed out.
Many directors watched it, and secretly rejoiced: "Fortunately, this movie was avoided, otherwise it would be cannon fodder!"
For 7 consecutive days, the popularity of "Charlotte Annoyance" has remained high!
And within these 7 days, the movie actually achieved a box office score of 3 billion. (good king good)
This score is terrible!
Rarely has a movie managed such a horrific run in a week!
And the stamina is still very strong, 4 billion does not seem to be a problem!
5 billion is just around the corner!
After reaching a conclusion, Yin's family was stunned.
"This movie was shot for 5 billion!"
"Many great directors have spent their entire lives making movies, and the combined box office can't match this one!"
"The male god already has a 5 billion movie, if there is another "This is so fucking scary!"
"Two movies are worth tens of billions. I just want to ask, who else?"
"Are you going to give someone else a way to survive?"
So, Lin Beifan became even more popular!
It even went abroad!
After all, there are not many people in the world who have created two films with a box office of 5 billion!
And he's still so young, so handsome, so rich...
Wow~~ My mouth is watering!
7 days passed in the blink of an eye!
The Spring Festival holiday is over and everyone is back to work.
The box office of movies will inevitably drop, but "Charlotte Annoyance" is the only one that stands out, and the box office is still very strong.
Because, many people came back from visiting relatives in the countryside.
I want to watch a movie after I come back, and "Charlotte Annoyance" is the first choice.
As a result, this movie has maintained a box office score of 300 million and continues to lead the Spring Festival.
But at this time, Lin Beifan started to get busy.
Because "Country Teacher" is about to start filming.
This is a political task, and since it has been accepted, it must be done well.
Moreover, he also plays a role in it, that is, the highest consul of the Carbon-Based Ecological Alliance.
"This movie requires a lot of acting skills, especially those of you who play aliens!"
Director Lai He said in the play: "Because they are beings of advanced civilization, they have abandoned the backward communication methods, and they only need to communicate through telepathy and human magnetic field! So you
When acting, you can't speak, you can only convey meaning through eyes and expressions!"
"Understood!" Bai Yuluo and Pan Yueming nodded seriously.
They also play aliens in this movie. .