Chapter 535
Chapter 535
As Jolson threw”Thor’s Hammer” as waste paper to the F boy and put it into the card library, the hammer god from a certain Marvel multiverse was”snowflakes falling, the north wind blowing”~~”His hammer was lost again in the BGM
“No——”
……
After dozens of shots and hundreds of consecutive card draws, Qiao Sen had a bunch of strange fantasy cards in his deck.
While he was hiding in his room playing cards and playing disco, Saitama and Genos, who had returned early in the morning, were also busy on their own.
Genos consciously put on his apron and took out the ingredients prepared in the refrigerator to make dinner.
Saitama spread a layer of oil paper in the living room and looked like he was handling the wood he picked up very professionally.
If you ignore the flying sawdust and dust,
「”Pochi” was hanging his tongue on the side and watching him at work curiously.
Ever since Genos let go of his leash, the dog has never left Saitama.
「Pochi’s little but definitely little bit of IQ told him that only this strange, severely bald man in front of him could save him from the dog meat hot pot!
Saitama:… Even if you call me bald, you don’t even want to call me master!
(⚆dish⚆)
「Poch」:”Woof woof woof!”(Who is the owner? Can I eat it?)
(ꉺꉺꉺ﹃ꉺꉺꉺ)
Saitama ignored the heartless dog at his feet. He covered his mouth and nose with a towel and sawed the board in three strokes, followed by a”ding-dong-dang” knocking.
Genos cleverly closed the sliding door of the kitchen, otherwise the three of them would have eaten a lot of condiments that were not food in their dinner tonight.
When Qiao Sen opened the door, the house was already filled with dust.
( ᖛωᖛ )?
The handsome boy was confused for a moment, and then his mouth twitched.
Qiao Sen already understood how the living room became like this. After all, Saitama, who was committing the crime, had not yet taken action.
Good guy, this is not a toss, this is a waste
“No, we have just moved into a new house after all!”
Qiao Sen covered his face and shook his head sadly.
“Sorry, sorry… I accidentally ended up like this~” Although his face was covered with a towel, it didn’t affect Saitama who entered the strong mode at all. He said carelessly,”Qiao Sen, you came just in time, use your omnipotence quickly. Think of ways to use your super powers.”
Qiao Sen:”……”
“Good guy, you’ve got me!”
He threw a pair of hygienic eyes to Saitama, and Saitama responded with a simple grin.
“Okay, you win.”
This time it was Saitama who finally had the last laugh.
In order to breathe fresh air, Qiaoson turned into”Housekeeping Star” 1.5, raised his hand and snapped his fingers.
Snap – the scarlet power of reality swept across the entire apartment, and the flying dust was swept away in an instant.
If Thanos knew that Qiao Sen did this by snapping his fingers, he would probably crawl out of his grave and fight with him!
“……ah! Come to life! Saitama took off the towel on his face and let out a half-dead sigh.
“Woof woof woof!”
「”Pochi” barked at Saitama’s feet like a pet. Saitama rubbed its huge black head angrily and cursed with a smile:”You guy, who do you think you are doing to make your home like this!””
“Woof woof woof!”
「”Pochi” was rubbed very comfortably, and he whirled around happily and kept shouting.
Amid the laughter, Genos opened the kitchen door and walked out, saying:”Teacher Saitama, Mr. Qiaoson, it’s time for dinner.”
Qiaoson’s eyes lit up:”It smells so good, I was just a little hungry!”
Xiaojie was holding cooked chicken soup and freshly fried black pepper steak in his hands. The aroma of fresh meat filled the entire space.”Pochi” sniffed his nose subconsciously and almost swallowed his own tongue.
But when he looked back and saw Genos’ cold handsome face, he suddenly died down.
I checked with my eyes that I am someone who cannot snatch food.
(ಥಥಥᴥಥಥಥ)
“Well, let’s eat first! Saitama put down the board in his hand and stretched,”Thank you for your hard work, Genos.””
“It’s not hard, teacher.” Genos changed his cold attitude when he looked at”Pochi” and showed a warm smile on his face.”But teacher, you’d better wash your hands first.” He was sneaking his hand towards one of the belts. Saitama, who was eating bone steak, froze, grinned and tried to get away with it:”Ah, I almost forgot.……”
Genos (dead fish eyes):”Teacher……”
“Got it, I’ll go right away!”
Looking at Saitama being subdued by his disciple, Qiao Sen couldn’t help but shook his head. If Genos finds a girlfriend in the future, what will Saitama, an empty-nest young man, do?
Genos: Impossible! Absolutely not. possible!
…………This is a warm dinner time for a family of four…………
After dinner.
Genos took the initiative to put away the dishes, while Saitama cracked his knuckles, making a crisp sound like exploding beans, and continued to devote himself to making the doghouse.
Fortunately, the processing of the wooden boards has been completed, and all that is left is splicing and painting.
Neither the official owner nor Genos bought dog food for”Pochi” – Saitama forgot because he was just thinking about making a dog house, while Genos, who was responsible for going to the supermarket, did it on purpose.
There was no other way. Qiao Sen, a dog-player, could only use magic to turn Saitama’s remaining wood into pet biscuits for him to eat first.
“Woof woof woof?”(It’s delicious, but it comes from firewood?)
Anyway,”Pochi” looks like a dog, but in fact he is an omnivorous weirdo. No matter how much he eats, he will not get a bad stomach.
「Poch」:”Woof woof woof!”(It’s so delicious!)
After finishing the meal, he was still licking the plate with unfulfilled interest. Suddenly, an invisible force came from under him and lifted his whole body into the air.
“……Woof woof woof?”
「”Pochi” screamed a few times in confusion, and turned around following his intuition. When he saw it, it turned out that the human who knocked him down in the first place was using his superpowers.
It immediately shut its mouth smartly, since it couldn’t be offended anyway, so he can do whatever he wants~
Qiao Sen sat down next to Saitama, raised his hand, and the blue telekinesis wrapped around”Pochi” , pulled it into his arms and rubbed it.
It’s not easy, it’s delicious and delicious, and I finally got the dog! that is……
“Saitama, it’s time for you to give your dog a bath.”
“Okay, I’ll wash it later.”
Saitama put the last touch on the doghouse, and saw that a small doghouse with a red roof and white walls was ready.
Saitama led”Pochi” into the bathroom, and there was a sound of people barking and dogs. It was obvious that this dog He also doesn’t like to touch the water.
Finally, I finished taking a bath and the kennel was dried.
Saitama picked up the kennel and walked out of the door with the confused”Pochi”.
After setting up the doghouse outside the apartment door, Saitama pointed and said,”Okay, go in, you will sleep here from now on.”
After saying that, he turned around and closed the door smoothly.
Bang!
「Poch」:”……Woof?”(……I may not be human, but you three are really dogs, right? )
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